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Boba Fett versus Dr. Who?

one at a time dudes and dudettes



the fett man will kick the doctors arse

Dôh! Yes, I meant stormtroopers.

So that's a rematch between the guys in white plastic and the guys trying to take over the world.

iunno

Well i suppose the stormtroopers should win since they're clones and therefore there's an infinite amount of them. Where as there must be a finite number of Henchmen for Bond villains.



Marilyn Manson Vs Eminem

Well Marilyn Manson is a self-confessed 'pussy'. I have a sneaking suspicion that Eminem is too, so I think it would be a girly-slapping draw. Eminem would probably edge it if his Mum joins in.

Xena Warrior Princess vs Mina

B

The Storm Troopers aren't clones. The Clone Troopers are clones, but when The Empire was established they didn't use clones, it's a Volunteer Army. Which means there is a finite number, especially since the Cloning Facilities were lost.

I don't know anything about Mina, but my money would still be on Xena.

"Mina" Mina???

"Mina" Mina??? I mean.

To be honest, I just liked to mental image of Mina and Lucy Lawless with as many whips and leather accessories as you care to think of.

B

OK, next matchup - the Borg, or the Cybermen?

H.

I'm with you Master B on that...

As far as vs

I'll pass. I've only seen the borg in the movie and only a handfull of Dr. Whos.

Oh, what the heck, I'll say borg since they can assimilated the cybermen.

Gordon Brown v Statto.

Gordon Brown. He is Scottish, after all.

Darth Vader vs Darth Maul

B

Tough, Maul has the advantage of agility, but Vader is more powerful with the force.


I would say Vader, since he could choke Maul before he could get within lightsabre range.




King Kong Vs Godzilla

I'm afraid, Godzilla being about four or five times bigger, would flatten that little monkey before the fight even started.

Power Rangers Vs Thundercats

B

I find your lack of faith disturbing .

Thundercats win on agility and range of skills - Power Rangers on merchandise sales.

John Humphreys v Jeremy Paxman.

Gotta be Paxo on pure patronisation ability!

The Pope versus the Dali Lama