h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Re: post 80
Ben said: "I spent with a friend who I have reason to believe is a highly skilled fellatrix."

Isn't "fellatrix" a lovely word? So much classier sounding than "c**ksucker".

H.

Yep, Hoo, us fellatrices are classy birds.

B

**absolutely cannot resist this...**

Heh. You can do trix with my fella anytime.

B

before Odo arrives

(What she said about pleasure and what she meant were not the same thing at all - she was only interested in my pleaseure if she was at the right stage of alchoholic intake.)

Still, I suppose if she _really_ wanted to gratify you, she could have just taken you to Highfield Road.

B

Our relationship ended because she was only interested in pleasure obtainable from a bottle. She got fed up with me telling her to stop drinking.

She had no interst in football - obviously a doomed relationship. Out of my 3 major interests she only shared 1.

Well, according to magazine Urban 16% of men have faked an orgasm. I suppose that means men also sometimes do it, even if they don´t enjoy it.

I am very intruiged by the fact that so far, no women who really do not like sex full stop have posted to tell us about it. Perhaps they think it's none of our business. Perhaps there are very very few of them after all...

I've faked the odd orgasm before, but only when, so to speak, the tank has been empty. Sod all to do with any disfunctional thingies, and still felt ok even though didn't end the usual way. Absolutely knackered, but ok.

Moving swiftly on, in biological terms the cl!toris is the homologue of the pen!s in women. This just means that there is one group of cells, which differentiate to be a pen!s or a cl!toris, depending on the gender of the body involved. Given that, I'm quite surprised that they both don't have the same amount of nerve-endings.

PS just a thought - shouldn't female circumcision have a new name which fully implies the sheer barbarity it involves. If someone cut my bits
off, it would be way worse than circumcision.

"Well, according to magazine Urban 16% of men have faked an orgasm. I suppose that means men also sometimes do it, even if they don´t enjoy it."

Define "enjoy." It is certainly possible to enjoy sex without the orgasm. The orgasm is not the be all and end all of sex.

It sometimes does end it all for me...

Took the words out of my mouth!

It's certainly difficult to carry on afterwards. Women just don't appreciate some of their blessings.

B

Difficult... I notice you didn't say too hard...

I was worried about 'mouth' to be honest...

B

Whaddya mean? About putting your.....foot in it?



(now that WOULD be something )

Actually its 2 inches short of a foot.

You mean it comes down to the ankle? Wow.

B

An interesting and entertaining thread.

The Bruce/Sheila post reminded me of a Scotsman's idea of foreplay...

"Brace yersel, Jessie!"

I'm also reminded of a woman I didn't particularly like, who had a tattoo of something oriental on one of her shoulders.
We reckoned it probably translated as "Pull my nightie down when you've finished".

Idle curiosity prompts me to ask, would men in general get more satisfaction from an inert/unwilling partner or self-gratification?