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Post 581

Beatrice

Trolley Dolly


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Post 582

Icy North

Crowds flock to Asda for unbleatable value


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Post 583

Icy North

I ordered Mothers Pride and you've sent me 'ovis.


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Post 584

Orcus

Or even

Supermarket Sheep!


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Post 585

Icy North

A new one?

Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is hospitalised with a broken nose and two broken teeth after being struck in the face by a souvenir model of Milan cathedral.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8411198.stm


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Post 586

McKay The Disorganised

New gargoyle on Cathedral face

smiley - cider


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Post 587

Icy North

Ready for a new one? smiley - smiley

Stirling Moss injured after falling down a lift shaft:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8555609.stm

Headlines, please?


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Post 588

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Stirling down after quick decent


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Post 589

Beatrice

Ankle Agony for Aging Ace


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Post 590

Tumsup

Moss in Pits for Retire Change


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Post 591

Icy North

Bugatti Splatti


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Post 592

Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break

Racing driver needs a lift - gets shafted!

smiley - sorry


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Post 593

McKay The Disorganised

A falling Moss garners no bones

smiley - cider


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Post 594

Icy North

A new one? smiley - smiley

Diego Maradona requires 10 stitches in his face after he was bitten by his own dog...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8595996.stm

Headlines, please?


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Post 595

Beatrice

Dog Bites Man


of course!

And stolen from a newspapaer I saw at lunchtime:

Hand of Dog


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Post 596

Zefram Cochrane

Dog Gone Diego?


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Post 597

Icy North

Another one?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8600616.stm

A South Tyneside man is claiming the world record for wearing the most pairs of underpants at the same time.

Gary Craig from Whitburn put on 211 pairs - 11 more than the current official record of 200.

Headlines, please? smiley - smiley


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Post 598

Orcus

What A lot of Y-Front


(shame his name isn't Felix smiley - winkeye)


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Post 599

Icy North

And For My Kecks Trick...

Panty South Shields


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Post 600

Zefram Cochrane

"Grab 'em!" by Balls

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/apr/05/teachers-can-use-force-says-balls?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter


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