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Post 521

The Groob

Poppy hoppies choppy croppies


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Post 522

Icy North

Time for a new one, I reckon...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/8107260.stm

The Catholic Church bans pagan witches from hiring their hall to listen to an Abba tribute band.

(Plenty of leads there, for you)

Headlines, please?


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Post 523

Icy North


Pope ends hope of devilry revelry.

Gimme Gimme Gimme a wicker man after midnight.


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Post 524

Christopher

Perfume spillage causes major alert

http://www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/news/story.aspx?brand=EADOnline&category=News&tBrand=EADOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED16%20Jul%202009%2015%3A38%3A55%3A730


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Post 525

Orcus

Locals incensed at insence

Alarm Pheromone!

Mayday de Bouquet


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Post 526

Icy North

Scent on a Wild Goose Chase

Fragrant Abuse of the Emergency Services

The Traffic's Myrrh-der in Sudbury


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Post 527

McKay The Disorganised

Scent to Sudbury

smiley - cider


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Post 528

Not-so-bald-eagle


Public ponged


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Post 529

Icy North

Time for a new one?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wiltshire/8171619.stm

"Members of a West Country cheesemakers group hoping to make the first space flight by a piece of Cheddar say they have lost track of it."

Cheesy headlines please?


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Post 530

Icy North


Stilton, We Have a Problem


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Post 531

Yelbakk

It's Cheese, Jim!

Y.


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Post 532

anachromaticeye

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for man's cheese.


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Post 533

Icy North

Double Glost' in Space


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Post 534

Tumsup

Wedge Wanders Awhey


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Post 535

Orcus

Gouda get out of here


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Post 536

Orcus

Paneer today, gone tomorrow


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Post 537

Tumsup

Flight of the Humble Brie


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Post 538

Not-so-bald-eagle


Cheese smelling high as heavens


or

Celestial mousetrap: work starts


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Post 539

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

The real reason Wallace built that rocket


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Post 540

Icy North

Time for a new one, I reckon...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8208216.stm

Eunuchs in Pakistan have won what is believed to be the first cricket match their team has ever played in the country...

Headlines, please smiley - smiley


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