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Ged42 Posted Aug 2, 2004
Yeah some Hootooers have a knack for creating threads that seem to live forever. I wonder how they do it?
Unfortunately I have no control over the 'invisibility', some people can see me no problem, others are constantly going (in all seriousness) "where's Ged?," when i'm right in front of them.
If I knew how i made myself invisible I could make a fortune selling it to the military or dirty old men.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 2, 2004
Or me...and I'm neither of those things. I just want to skip train fares and to feel safe that people aren't staring at me.
Maybe everyone's deliberately keeping your threads short...sorry just felt like putting some paranoia into your day
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Ged42 Posted Aug 2, 2004
*Paranoia Strikes*
Ahhhh, they're all around us man, they're all out to get us
*puts foil hat on head*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 2, 2004
*develops asthma quickly*
what about this...my dad took the Head of Amazon Europe out for lunch on Friday...is it a plot to take over the world!?
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Ged42 Posted Aug 2, 2004
Just the head! What about the body?
(sorry, i couldn't resist)
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 2, 2004
oooh I don't know!!! or maybe just the body so that nobody recognised him? Maybe I should ask 
But yeah! My dad's a nobody! So why is he with someone so rich and important!?
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scorp Posted Aug 2, 2004
Hi Willow! You seem to also have 'that disburbing feeling' so I thought I'd just let you know that some of us can read invisible ink. 
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Ged42 Posted Aug 2, 2004
Well Kat is your dad the head (or body) of his particular company?
Their meeting might be head to head.
*gets hit by rotten tomato* 
Though to be honest i'd prefer to meet the Amazon's body rather than her head. 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 2, 2004
*sighs, head in hands*
My dad works for Royal Mail
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Noggin the Nog Posted Aug 2, 2004
Which is enough to make anyone paranoid.
Noggin
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Aug 2, 2004
Hmmm...so Amazon must be one of Royal Snail's biggest customers, hence the meeting?
The Amazon body only had one 
remember? All the easier for shooting that bow'n'arrer.
Where's Ged? Anyone seen Ged? 
RF
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 2, 2004
You have no idea how paranoid you can get from that! Luckily it's not as if he actually touches mail too often...just occasionally
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 2, 2004
Amazon are launching a second class postal delivery and my dad's in charge of coordinating it and giving them what they want...that's why...but that takes the mysticalness away!
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Ged42 Posted Aug 3, 2004
Wow, didn't know that about the Amazons Reddy Freddy, still ones better than none.
Kat be careful when revealing Post Office secrets. You might be bundled into the back of a delivery van, rapped in plain brown paper, stamped and then posted to Timbuktu!
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Aug 3, 2004
You might get posted to Timbuktu. But will you actually be delivered?
RF
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 3, 2004
Well seeing as I would then be out of Royal Mail's care...who knows!
Yeah I could reveal all the awfulness going on in Royal Mail right now and what's been happening and stuff about Consignia....bbuuuttt...well who would be interested!? DeutschePost? hohum!
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Ged42 Posted Aug 3, 2004
You could end up anywhere, Titicaka, Istanbul, Constantinolpe, Penge.
Truely anywhere
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 3, 2004
Where the hell's Penge?!
My new bit of paranoia: I have an audience hanging around the edges of my room and I just can't see them
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Ged42 Posted Aug 3, 2004
Penge! I've never been there myself, but i've heard it's a very nice place.
(apologies to Robert Rankin)
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