h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When these shocking rilizations hit me i ran outside and

bumped straight into an exact replica of me running in..

i followed him in and killed the changling with...

a stick that I found lying in the hall. I

heard the police sirens, knowing they were coming for me,

so I quickly hid in an alchove behind the kitchen

but the sniffer dogs found me so I had to

Throw the stick and tell them to 'fetch' my trick

throw pepper on their muzzles to confuse them, causing a

doggie sneezeathon, which permitted me to flee into the street

where I made a mad dash for the airport...

. Typical. My Boat comes in and I'm at the Airport!!!!!

Only to find that air traffic control was on strike!

so I took over a plane with my stick but then

something terrible happened. It chilled my blood and sent a

shiver down my spin, because threw the window lept...

(whoops! spin should be SPINE in the last thread)

an exact replica of the pilot and in the struggle....

the plane was launched, full throttle, down an icy run-way.

The pilot and the replicant stuggled and it soon became....