h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

clear that the plane was locked on a nonstop course for Arminia.

I couldn`t let this happen so I hit the replicant..

on the side of his head. He should be dead

But did I kill the replicant or the real pilot....

waking from the dream, I made myself a martini.

Although when I opened the fridge, I realised I had

not dreamt it, it was a plane door instead and

and the draught yanked me out. Without a parachute,

this caused the martini to be shaken and not stirred

by a gaggle of Canadian geese who just happened to

be watching the old Alfred Hitchcock film called, The Birds!

grabbing them helped me float safely to the ground, where

I proceeded to eliminate many pounds of guano that had

been produced by me in my pants due to fright!

With that attended to, I look about me to determine

whether to eat a Trill and sennapod curry ever again.

But first, that apparently rampaging rhinocerous coming my way seemed

a little preoccupied with a falling decompressed aircraft and secondly

it bore a striking resemblance to a mother-in-law who had