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saddled the rhino and was directing it towards me so...

I ran as fast as my legs would carry me

directly into remnants of an airplane cabin. Reaching desperately inside,

I was shocked to feel another hand pull me in.

Somehow, my doppleganger has stowed aboard, for what nefarious purpose

I'm not sure, yet as I change tense and think..

back to that pub where last I encountered him, I

of course, drinking doubles, doppelgangers, what could I really expect?

I recall that he had mumbled something, something about liverwurst.

I have olives in my drinks but liverwurst on sticks?

Or did he say Parkhurst, the chaffeur of the Lady

Penelope but that was Parker not Parkhurst. Why am I

confusing ballpoint pens with prisons? I must have had my

head examined by a complete fool. He said I had

nothing to worry about and this fixation with changlings would

just leave me with a squint and a limp, however

he didn't mention a limp "what". Now, being all bashful,

no time to reflect as I stood facing my double

I decided to show him, so I removed my hat

from the limp area. He was totally astounded to see