h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not doing very much to improve his unpleasant attitude about

the wauboot problem he

had inherited from his teacher. What was the answer?

The answer was to be found in ...

Was it 42? Was it butter-scotch? Oh, the possibilities were

tantalising, ephemeral even! The Snoggert couldn't give a Whatsit. She

donned her gaiest hat, sunglasses and a liberal dose of

Camphor, and set off east chasing the setting sun. Strange

that this evening, the sun exhibited an odd hue of

green () which appeared opulescent in the moonlight. "How weird" thought

the colour controller, "Turn up the contrast." she quickly snapped.

Alas, the control lever broke, causing no end of wildly

fluctuating chaotic rainbows shooting across the Pool Table, sending cues

Daliesque, lava lamp forms of a myriad hues to slither

in off the pockets, cannoning around the eight ball, resting

finally in the middle of a turquoise orchid of crystal

Swarovski figurines. The Swan cast a baleful eye in the

direction of Lady Madragora alighting from her brand new chestnut

but before it could do anything she drew her dagger

and began to use it to deftly peel a grape.