h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

something more ominous. Now....Glasses...there. Oh no! It's a

crack running horizontally across the one of the lenses, I

a pool of blood spreading across the bedroom floor. I...

Oops, sorry better take it from " Crack running across......."

saw it was a Komodo dragon, not a kimono.....This

is becoming clear to me now, at the party last

night I seem to remember buying a couple of packets...

...of "Sweet 'n Low" and it must have gone straight...

to my head, then there was the Taxi ride home

Was that a nightmare? The Cabbie hadn't got a clue

, he was too busy playing solo Mornington Crescent to care

where I wanted to go. No wonder I ended up

in the other side of the city, I then remembered

I had a return ticket ....for a different town . What

I forgot was it was two days out of date

As the taxi pulled away I stood alone on the

murky steets of an unknown part of the city, now

looking down at the garments i wear

I realise how drunk I must of been before I

got into the taxi. I just hope I come to