h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tanzen
And don't forget "Bangs" and "He's a Sneaky Little Critter" (I think)
I liked them too

See it took me a while to understand "Bangs", because down here it's called a fringe, and I didn't know what on earth he was talking about !

And of course Wicked Little Critta is hilarious...I've been meaning to tape the end bit ("I got problems") so I could just randomly play it at work, home, the pub, during conversation

I like Wicked Little Critta even though I have no idea what its about is it baseball

I have a feeling it's hockey...I'm sure they say something about a puck in there...but buggered if I understand half of it !

me and sports

I know very little about sports (outside of basic conversation bits that will get you through with the sports nuts )...

...but it's a good song, and it's all about the music (and obviously the !)

So what's with the reclusive genius bit ??

its a quote from Bernard Black, my role model, when his friends embroider the truth a little telling his new girlfriend about him

Ahh, I think it works well

fits to a tee

I'm so extremely tired...if I disappear at any time it's because I'm technically on lunch at the moment, so I may run off and grab some food and have a smoke...

...man, how long 'til Friday ??

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long

enjoy your lunch

I will try my best...although at the moment my main concern is "not passing out" before I get to the shop

try hopping there
you might fall over but not asleep and it will bring a little mirth into the lives of those that pass by

I'm graceless enough on two feet, so I don't think I'll take my chances on one !!

spoilsport

The chances of me falling over just walking normally are probably equivalent to the chances of anyone else falling over while hopping...

...so I don't think I'm spoikling anyone's fun but my own !

my speciality is cutting myself whilst chopping veg
klutzes of the world unite

...I remember once in High School I actually had the "classic cartoon fall"...

...I slipped on the stairs, and actually ran backwards on the spot for about 5 seconds before falling to the bottom of the staircase...

...onlookers said it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen...I had to laugh, even though I was obviously a little battered and bruised...what can I say, I like making people laugh !

my sister used to be the really accident prone one in our family

fell down the stairs at the school library
broke a hockey stick with her head
broke someones arm at karate
best/worst of all once she fell out of a tree then when getting up stood on a 6" nail that went right through her foot and she broke her arm as well or
got to do one of them

Wow, your poor sister !

We come from a family of dodgy knees, so people are falling over all the time ...sometimes for no reason at all...just walking happily along a neat, even path, and the next minute...on the floor ...

I have had, on two seperate occassions, fish hooks embedded in my flesh (and not whilst out fishing) does that count ?