h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Imagine a conversation between Sir Humphrey and Boris Johnson...

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he could be the next deputy PM, the New John Prescot, or as he would be known, Two Bikes Johnson

Anyone see him on HIGNFY, was'nt as good as on his debut night but he was still great with his wheel of fortune, I mean news, wheel of news!!!

See how smooth that was?!

yup, plus insulting Mancunians, Brummies and deaf people all in one go!

Someone should let him know how useful those with hearing problems find being able to txt people!

And did you hear the cheer when Hislop suggested Boris should be next PM

That cheer would have been considered a standing ovation at the Tory party confrence!!!

Good isnt it the most popular Tory politician (politician generally perhaps?) is a bumbling bufoon!

I wouldn't put *too* much belief in the "bumbling buffoon" persona, myself...he just uses that to disguise his stunning intellect.

Yes, I can seriously see Boris as a future PM. Doesn't want to shoot his bolt too soon, as Hague did.

RF

HIGNFY was hilarious with Boris this week.

"Never mind. Never mind. Stagger on."

"My objective is to survive."

I've not laughed so hard in ages.

"I wouldn't put *too* much belief in the "bumbling buffoon" persona, myself"

Very true. I don't mind buying into the bumbling buffoon persona so long as it is harmless. He has shown on quite a few occasions that he is as sharp as one would need to be to survive this long in the Tory party, and you don't get to be 4th (was it?) highest on the members interests lists without knowing exactly what you are doing.

But I do think he also has a certain degree of not really thinking about some things before he does them.

But I think it makes him all the more loveable!

Did any of you lot go to the Spectator carol concert tonight then?

No.

I read his magazine, but don't feel the need to participate any further than that.

RF

This may be Boris's big chance, that's if he doen't mind becoming a Liberal Democrat, how do you think he would look in corduroys

He's got the floppy hair!

And he certainly has the looney part of the looney left down.

Also he has been a chairman of HIGNFY just like Champagne Charlie

Aww...leave poor Charlie alone!!!

I wasn't having a go a Charlie, I thought he was very brave to have admitted to his problems, pity the rest of the corduroys didn't support him

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