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Welcome to they ahh, the err, the Boris Johnson fan club. After his scouding appearance on Have I got news for you, I began to felt sorry for the man who doesn't have a clue. So here is Boris Johnson fan club in his err... emm honour, where did that cat go???

Ah, yes, can I ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, no...

"Ah, yes, right, the fan club at, um, ah, that place I go to, which is, erm, oh it's um old, hold on, no, it's err new, didn't I see you there once, ah, that thing, it was, erm, what was it? Oh it's, ah, oh, I don't agree with what this script says, rather ungalant I thought, but anyway, what was it? oh houses of Parliament!!!

Parts of the last post looked familar...

I'm sure I wrote something like that earlier.

And you can count me in. That is, on the bias of him being a fumbling idiot, as opposed to a Tory MP.


Geggs

Amazingly, there's one in existence already! Follow me to...

http://www.geocities.com/borisjohnsonfanclub/

I think we have broken the server. It is down as it is receiving too much data!!!!

Must be due to his overwhelming popularity!

How bizzare, I was just reading an article about him while waiting for my computer to start up, and then this thread was right at the top of the list!
He was so funny on Have I Got News For You.

That link seems to be working now. Hurry! Before it goes down again!

Oh that's wonderful!!!!

I do hope you guys realise that Boris Johnsons on stage demeanour is pretty much all an act.

The guy's about as dull witted as a very very sharp razor.

He is pretty entertaining though. (try not to read his newspaper columns though, he's somewhere right wing of Hitler)

It's a shame they did'nt have Private eye as a link, in the ads at the back you can buy a t-shirt of Boris saying something like "Boris, Boris, he's our man, if he can't do it, no one errr...emmm will"!!!

I hope Boris does'nt resign, he'll never become Tory leader now!!!

I think I would like him more if he wasn't a politician. I liked his response to a HIGNFY caption competition: "Oh, it's a camel".

You can always talk to the man himself you know, and comment on his ramblings.

http://boris-johnson.com

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I love the photos!!!

http://www.boris-johnson.com/images/photogallery/boriswithpoliceman.jpg

Er...it was'nt me officer, well it was, but I did'nt or possibly did so er...there!!!

Boris hasn't been in the news enough recently. Not since his lambasting of the mawkish sentimentalists of the city of Liverpool. Isn't it time he said something again?

RF

Ah, yes, er, right, I see, now, er, I, er, sorry? Time I said something again, right, yes, er, now, right. Well, here goes. Something again!

Boris is wonderful!

Right on cue he is back in the news!
Boris has been sacked from the Tory frontbeanch, "over doubts about his honesty".