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New sexual practices.
badger party tony party green party Posted Nov 20, 2003
Allegro, is actually a quickie in a small car.
Mondeo, is sex with a travelling salesman.
Sympatico, is sex with someone you feel sorry for or feels sorry for you.
Crscendo, wakes the neighbours.
Pitzzicato, refers to plucking strings from your teeth after an oral duet.
Thai curry loving, like the name suggests is hot and sweet.
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intelligent moose (the one true H2G2 Moose) Posted Nov 20, 2003
Or Illuminatio - Sex with a member of the secret ruling elite behind all major events of the past century.
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The Groob Posted Nov 20, 2003
Harpo - sex with someone who doesn't make much noise
Dodo - sex with someone who's dead or seems like it
Guano - cr*p sex
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Teuchter Posted Nov 20, 2003
Some really funny definitions - especially 'guano'!
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Teuchter Posted Nov 20, 2003
Just though of another one..
Celebratio - having sex only three times a year - Birthday, Christmas and Wedding Anniversary.
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COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine Posted Nov 20, 2003
DYAFINKYSAURUS= rather risky outdoor activities
BOUNDOVER = bondage
BROADBAND = marks left from the above
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Teuchter Posted Nov 20, 2003
Traditio - Missionary Position - with optional Jazz
Cornucopio - lots of sex, in a field
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Pink Paisley Posted Nov 20, 2003
Anticipatio - Waiting to have sex.
Aprehensio - Worrying about having sex.
Legislatio - Sex with a judge.
Aer lingus - Sex on an Ireland bound aircraft.
PP
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COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine Posted Nov 20, 2003
PINNOCHIO= Sex with no strings attached
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Spike Posted Nov 21, 2003
Woolitico. Practiced by lonely sheep farmers
Multiplexico. Furtive sex in rear of cinema you thought was empty
but isnt.
The Shhhhio refusal of sex "in case we wake the kids"
Falcidico what happens when you do wake the kids and hear the "Dad
i need a drink of water"
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 21, 2003
Galelleo . sex in a ships kitchen
Eureka . sex with someone smelly 
Cornetto . sex with a trumpet player
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 21, 2003
Olivio . the girl that spreads easy
i really must stop thinking of these!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 21, 2003
Trestle-Vibrationious: sex on a trestle whilst a train rumbles over ~
shaking things up.
So to speak. 
:::disclaimer:::very dangerous & may cause train conductors various types of stress & / or being called 'lair' as well as other unkind things by other trian / transport personnel:::
I jussss love this thread. 
ANY thread where the vast majority of posts makes me laugh loud enough to startle the doberman is my type of thread! 
This is a true: 'giggle-maker'! Thank you (all) I really needed that! 
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- 21: badger party tony party green party (Nov 20, 2003)
- 22: intelligent moose (the one true H2G2 Moose) (Nov 20, 2003)
- 23: The Groob (Nov 20, 2003)
- 24: Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate (Nov 20, 2003)
- 25: Teuchter (Nov 20, 2003)
- 26: Teuchter (Nov 20, 2003)
- 27: The Groob (Nov 20, 2003)
- 28: badger party tony party green party (Nov 20, 2003)
- 29: COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine (Nov 20, 2003)
- 30: Teuchter (Nov 20, 2003)
- 31: Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate (Nov 20, 2003)
- 32: Pink Paisley (Nov 20, 2003)
- 33: Pink Paisley (Nov 20, 2003)
- 34: COMPO (Keeper of the smelly wellies) join me for some Summer Wine (Nov 20, 2003)
- 35: Spike (Nov 21, 2003)
- 36: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 21, 2003)
- 37: Pink Paisley (Nov 21, 2003)
- 38: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 21, 2003)
- 39: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 21, 2003)
- 40: dasilva (Nov 21, 2003)
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