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New sexual practices.

Post 101

Pink Paisley

Prosecutio - Getting into awful trouble for having sex with a judge.

PP


New sexual practices.

Post 102

Mrs Zen

How the *hell* did I miss this?

Cameo - sex with someone who has a very small part

Contrapunto - 69ing in a boat in Oxford or Cambridge

Falsetto - thinking you are going to have sex, but finding out that you aren't. See Cameo.


New sexual practices.

Post 103

Mrs Zen

Morello - popping the cherry


New sexual practices.

Post 104

dasilva

Where have you BEEN B? smiley - rofl


New sexual practices.

Post 105

I am Donald Sutherland

>> Air lingus - Sex on an Ireland bound aircraft. <<

I think Air Lingus can be more accurately described as Oral sex on an Ireland bound aircraft.

Donald



New sexual practices.

Post 106

Mrs Zen

Or just talking about it?

Risotto - Sex at a wedding


New sexual practices.

Post 107

BouncyBitInTheMiddle

I really really hope my H2G2 sponsored sex education works out in the real world smiley - winkeye.


New sexual practices.

Post 108

Mrs Zen

Jello - sex using lots and lots and lots of lube


New sexual practices.

Post 109

dasilva

Portillo - Sex with someone who never quite manages to gain control of the Tory party


New sexual practices.

Post 110

Mrs Zen

smiley - laugh

Cluedo - sex with Miss Scarlet, in the library, with the candlestick

As opposed to

Haven't-a-cluedo - which is just really really bad sex


New sexual practices.

Post 111

dasilva

Ah, I know it well...

...which one I'll leave to your imagination.


Carrying on the theme -

Lewdo: See 'daSilva'


New sexual practices.

Post 112

Mrs Zen

Playdo - er.... massage


New sexual practices.

Post 113

daniel (the one whos not very good at anything but still enjoys life)

Fandango = Dancing and having it


New sexual practices.

Post 114

Mrs Zen

Graffitto - Having your sex life written about. On walls. All over town.


New sexual practices.

Post 115

dasilva

Virago - making love with a wild and passionate woman

A smiley - cuddle, a cup of smiley - tea and some smiley - choc for a dear friend, should she find herself here smiley - smiley


New sexual practices.

Post 116

daniel (the one whos not very good at anything but still enjoys life)

Parsex on a golf coursesmiley - tongueout


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Post 117

dasilva

Wait, wait, wait...I've got it! Oh, tablets, smiley - cheers






Barichello - _coming_ second


New sexual practices.

Post 118

Pandora...Born Again Tart

Pandora, see a wild and passionate woman. smiley - diva

A blast from the past, see this thread!

Yo, d, all ya' all, hey!smiley - cheers


New sexual practices.

Post 119

Mrs Zen

>> Barichello - _coming_ second

smiley - laugh

Parmigiano - sex with someone with *really* whiffy feet


New sexual practices.

Post 120

dasilva



Othello - sex on a board with reversible black and white counters (for lack of finding something politically correct enough to get away with a Shakespeare reference smiley - erm)


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