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New sexual practices.
SnowWhite Posted Oct 27, 2004
Bello! Beautiful sex that makes you scream
Cello sex with someone good with their hands
Aerro replacing sex with chocolate 
New sexual practices.
kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Oct 27, 2004
obligato - sex after being given diamonds
groucho - sex when tired and hungry
frodo - hobbit sex
New sexual practices.
Mrs Zen Posted Oct 27, 2004
Ach, one can do better than that with Othello
Othello - sex which leaves you wanting more
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dasilva Posted Oct 27, 2004
Rolo - smooth silky toffee in a milk chocolate cup
Day-o Day-o - something extraordinarily rude with bananas
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dasilva Posted Oct 27, 2004
Vanilla - dull, plain sex with a faded 80s rap 'artiste'
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Mrs Zen Posted Oct 27, 2004
Oh, I quite like vanilla. But maybe that's just me.
I once tried working out which flavours of icecream represented which kinds of sex, but it all got rather yukky:
Chocolate fudge - anal sex
Nut sundae - oral sex which pays attention to the testicles as well as the penis
Raspberry ripple - sex at that time of the month
Lemon sorbet - peeing
And so on.
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dasilva Posted Oct 27, 2004
Depends on the skill of the partner I guess 
Bingo - eyes down, look-in 
(either that or sex in a wheelie bin after a night on the tiles and several 
too many)
What would Neapolitan ice-cream be indicative of? 
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Mrs Zen Posted Oct 27, 2004
A rich and varied sex-life - every which way anyone can!
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 27, 2004
Dido - sex with a good looking but extremely boring person.
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dasilva Posted Oct 27, 2004
Felicia - oral sex in a car built in the Czech Republic
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Mrs Zen Posted Oct 27, 2004
Dado - sex with one partner holding onto a rail
Dada - artistic but apparently meaningless sex
Dodo - sex with a dead bird
Spooning - sex that makes your dongue tizzy
New sexual practices.
kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 Posted Oct 27, 2004
Carpaccio - raw sex
New sexual practices.
dasilva Posted Oct 27, 2004
Cappuccino - slightly stronger, frothier sex with an optional sprinkling of grated 
on top. What!? 
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 27, 2004
Philately - when you lick it, it gets sticky.
New sexual practices.
dasilva Posted Oct 27, 2004
Depends on who she is
Allegro - have sex in this car and it'll probably fall to pieces
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