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Yes, and keep a hypodermic handy just in case. She has a particularly nasty 'cutting crucufix' which she is pretty adept at using, so you might want to be careful if she gets on to you. And I've seen her use her Bible as a cludgeon...

Oh dear... I might just change my tact a little in light of him having several inches on me.

Um... BB... now, why don't you kneel for just a bit? Yes, right next to that radiator... that's better...

[Quietly removes some from his pocket, and hopes this phrase doesn't look too kinky because of the stupid colour...]

- Jordan

I know but the argument is losing some of its coherence, it's been awesome so far, lets keep it up

azahar, I have foiled your wicked plan (I don't drink alcohol, owing to having an alcoholic ex-husband.)
Nevertheless, I can't back down, much though you'd like me to. You brought up the subject of abortion. You slagged me off for commenting (which I already explained that I feel morally bound to do.) Don't blame *me* for your hit and run tactics. You and blicky have a great double-team technique, but it leaves me feeling pretty battered and bruised. I accused BB of bigotry elsewhere - and I think he does exhibit a lot of it - I don't think you're a bigot (tho' where it comes to religion, I'm not sure...) but you are very emotional.
You shoul;dn't let it lead you into unfairness and decieit though.

Jordan,

Iago,

Oh, was it coherent before?

Well, that'll be Della's fault for changing the subject.

Never mind, she now says she no longer wishes to discuss it.


Jordan,

Hmmm, it does sound a bit kinky. And anyhow, you should go to bed. When I got up at 7am I saw that you had just posted something TWO HOURS previously! Don't you ever sleep?

az

Della, I don't think az and blicky /do/ use a double team tactic - they merely appear in the same places due to shared interest.

I really think this is going to get nasty - it's me that wants you to back down, because I've got that impending feeling that there's a fire just waiting to happen...

[Passes az the general anaesthetic.]

- Jordan

It was coherent before, at least compared to most arguments you get on this topic on the internet. I'm issuing a restraining order on you az and Della, you must remain at least two posts apart at all times

Yes, Jordan - I will heroically restrain myself - but she changed the s*dd*ng topic!!!!! I wish I could say 'just kidding'.
Oops, I hope that was two posts...

Della,

simulpost!

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No, I commented on you commenting. But you think everything I say to you is an 'attack' so I should probably just give up talking to you altogether.

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Why would I when I don't use any?

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We do? I wonder then why I have no idea what it is or what you are talking about.

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Right, that'll be it. I'm emotional and you're not. Fine. Whatever you say . . . . . *backs away slowwwwly*



az

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Nope, I just happened to mention the word abortion in *one* posting a few pages back.

Hmm... probably a good idea if I get to bed. Blicky... Um, az, why don't we swap? I feel it would look better if you put them on.

Della, when you and blicky get together, it's like watching someone thrown grated cesium into a bathtub of concentrated sulphuric acid - dangerous and scary.

I am very tired...

By the way, how do you keep such good tabs, az?

- Jordan

[Starts pumping out the laughing gas in a desparate attempt to keep this conversation civilised.]

Now I just have to trigger a reaction.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman asks 'why the long face?'



- Jordasn

Jordan,

Oh, I'm always up early and serve coffee on the God thread and then I poke around for awhile and see what everyone else has been doing while I wait for the bathroom to heat up. Quite chilly in the mornings now. I hadn't seen you on any threads for a day or two and so I had a look on your page this morning.

Have you noticed that Member has actually unsubscribed from this thread!

az

Probably got bored by the lack of religious fervour. Member does seem to be irritating the religious community

Oh no, Member seems to enjoy irritating all sorts of people, not just the religious community.

Justin yikes'd him today, of all people.

az

I think I fell back into the wrong thread...... Where did the 'gay' debate go?

We were doing well at having an adult conversation, what went wrong?
I came aback for some intellectual stimulation!

Shouldn't you be laughing uncontrollably?

I made a brief attempt to engage blicky in bondage-type activities on the pretext of calming him down, while azahar tried to sedate the violent and dangerous Della, Christian crimemistress extraordinaire. Can the conversation get more thought-provoking and stimulating than this?

- Jordan

Jordan...
As long as there are no statistics on sedating Della or Blicky bondage then you dont hear me complaining!!

Although I did notice that you were'nt using Furry love cuffs.... you wouldn't want to bruise poor blicky.... would you?

hi Black-Eyed Girl,

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Della changed the subject. But feel free - somebody, anybody - to bring up another issue about gays so that when Della comes back and pretends not to be talking about abortion we can just continue with the subject at hand.

Meanwhile, BEG, I hope you are staying out of cars!

az

Getting back on topic here, I found this article about same-sex marriages being allowed in the United Church in Canada, which I thought was quite refreshing.


http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/08/14/uc_gay_marriage030814

Any comments?

az