h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I apologise, I actually knew that, just forgot! Shall we create the title of dukess or go with the traditional one of Duchess! Personally, I think dukess sounds better but I am a stickler for tradition. Lady is fine but beneath your station I feel. I've always like Countess too, or what is the female equivalent of Viscount - how groovy to be named after a minty chocolate biscuit! How about Lady Footbacon, Countess of Alpha Centauri (or something like that).

errr yeah...as long as i get a toffee

I want to speak fluent French and I want to go to Canada

then it shall be so *sprinkles fairy dust and taps wand on head*

Yay! Thank you, o of aspirations

I wanted to do the french thing too and I luckily got a job where the company are paying for me to do french lessons. I'm not fluent but I'd say I'm about 75% of the way there and I now do about 20% of my work in French. I love being able to speak other languages.

After spending last night on Canal St in Manchester and seeing all of my mates playing tonsil tennis with other fit guys while I get squat I aspire to lose a lot of weight, go back to Canal St with my mates and be the first to pull.

Either International Rock Star (which I'm working on ), or a scriptwriter.

Definitely not this office job.

Honest Igo, the gay scene is shallow and obbessed with imagine in my (glups) 7 year experience, for men it's little more than a cattle market at times.. get on Out and meet someone who likes you as you are isn't that shallow, and have a meaningful relationship as opposed to a one night stand.

as someone from skelmersdale who lived on the gay scene in Manchester til I was 18, (shamefully that was 3 years of gay scence) and am probably bigger than you circumference wise at least..


My asperations are...

become a doctor, then become a world expert in some field of medicine, not sure what yet, I quite fancy sexual health medicine, or some other field of internal medicine.

"some other field of internal medicine"...as opposed to external medicine?

I aspire to inner peace

Not there yet.

i want to be a zookeeper.

Well internal medicine is what we call general medicine, it's basically any medical specialty that concentrates on the internal organs, eg. cardiology, respiratroy, renal, GI et.

A zookeeper - that's an interesting one!

What I want more than anything else is to be an international level dressage rider, or at least to get my top hat and tails (which are necessary at advanced level and look decidedly funky!)

international? that would be nice, but i think ill stick with local competitions. im guessing youre a competent rider with a mind for penguins?

I'm going for it, y'all. I decided to give myself a big 41st birthday present and quit my job last week so I can see if I can make a go of it doing my own things. I'll be taking off for a couple of weeks on a camping trip/photo expedition up the east coast of the USA and then back down through the mountains to get enough material to finish the book I've been dabbling with over the last several months. I'm also planning to start mosaicing and see how that sells, and I hope to complete another couple of paintings in time to show them at a local art event this year. When I need to generate immediate cash flow I'm gonna do some free-lance makeup work.

It's exhilarating as hell to finally just DO what I've been daydreaming about for the last couple of years! Wish me luck and courage!

I want to go to St. John's then some other school(details very sketchy), find a really really good novel about the bubonic plague (or dare I hope it, multiple novels?), vist all the really cool museums I've picked out, go to the theatre more often, 'the usual write a book goal', design a new cake, make a sculpture out of cheese, and .....?

Finish Crab Apple, and finish it really f*cking well. Perfect piece of expression and all that.

Manage to have at least one more child that survives the pregnancy.

Find outlets to sing when I get to the UK.

Go back to Mexico, this time sans my inhibitions.

Resist consumerism; obtain only what inspires, consoles, freaks my little soul out.

ATM, though, what I really want is to make it to a dance club while 'Hey Ya' by Outkast is still popular. Yeah yeah, silly, but the song is funky to me beyond belief, and I do so wish to dress like a skank and 'shake it.' Pent up sexual energy I imagine...and all that .

Well if an Aspiration is something that everyone here aspires to, how many people have a perspiration? Which, of course, you would perspire to.

i, for one as i am not two people, have deoderant