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Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0) Posted Jul 5, 2003
>lurk<
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Z Phantom Posted Jul 5, 2003
heres one for you:
if a woman is sunbathing naked in her garden and a man accidently looks over the fence - say at the football he just kicked over. the man would be arrested for being a peeping tom.
however if a man sunbathes naked in his garden and a woman looks over the fence , the man is arrested for indecent exposure.
-fair?
Males only .......
Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 5, 2003
Think the men were right then!!
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
It's about to get worse Z 
There's two 'Males Only' threads and one 'Females Only' Hmmmmm reminds me of a joke:
Why do men get paid twice the amount as a woman for doing the same job?
Women get it right first time.
My favourite bloke joke is this one:
Why do men get their best ideas during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius.
Anyone else got some bloke jokes, I'll be back with some more soon. 
Emmily 
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 5, 2003
Think these should be on the women only thread.
We men are very sensitive ya know!!
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
What's the difference between men and cheese?
Cheese matures.
Emmily
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
This one for Chris
What's the difference between a puppy and a man?
Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
Emmily
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
This has to be one of the best known bloke jokes:
What's the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis called?
A man.
Emmily
Bloke Jokes.......
BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Jul 5, 2003
Meow 
Who wants to strike the first blow for La Resistance?
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
Emmily
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
How do men buy lingerie for a woman?
They throw it on the floor to see if it looks good, cause that's where they want to see it anyway.
Emmily
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
Why is sleeping with a man like a saop opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until the next time.
Emmily
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DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Jul 5, 2003
what a shame, I rather liked you too, but all this anti men and stero typing and in our own club! this is just bad.
Good job I devoced my spicies or you'd be in big trouble young lady!
-- DoctorMO --
Bloke Jokes.......
Serephina Posted Jul 5, 2003
Emmily
how many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one..hell just stand there n wait for the world to revolve around him 
Bloke Jokes.......
DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) Posted Jul 5, 2003
I thought that was women...
-- DoctorMO --
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
No DoctorMo, we *know* the world revolves around us, we don't have to wait for it to happen.
At the risk of getting into more trouble, jeez I must be a glutton for it
Why does a woman close her eyes during sex?
Because no woman ever wants to see a man enjoying himself.
Emmily
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
Men are like blenders.............you need one, but your not quite sure why.
Men are like lava lamps...........fun to look at, but not that bright.
Men are like vacations............they never seem to last long enough.
That's your lot, I'm getting bored with this now. 
Emmily
Bloke Jokes.......
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 5, 2003
can't we talk about bunny rabbits?
Bloke Jokes.......
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 5, 2003
ok
What did the doe say as she came running out of the trees?
That's the last time I do that for two bucks.
Emmily
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BouncyBitInTheMiddle Posted Jul 5, 2003
Men are like bunny rabbits, erm.....they have teeth?
No?
Oh well.
Women's mouths are like the Duracell Bunny...
Anyway, moving swiftly on, who likes grass?
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Males only .......
- 21: Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0) (Jul 5, 2003)
- 22: Z Phantom (Jul 5, 2003)
- 23: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 5, 2003)
- 24: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 25: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 5, 2003)
- 26: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 27: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 28: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 29: BouncyBitInTheMiddle (Jul 5, 2003)
- 30: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 31: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 32: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 33: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Jul 5, 2003)
- 34: Serephina (Jul 5, 2003)
- 35: DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist) (Jul 5, 2003)
- 36: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 37: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 38: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 5, 2003)
- 39: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Jul 5, 2003)
- 40: BouncyBitInTheMiddle (Jul 5, 2003)
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