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I don't see much point in it, I'd rather try to set up a new one. It seems easier and more likely to be successful.

Don't give Boris Johnson any ideas!

Isn't he that Conservative party chap? We don't want his sort ruling the world!

Though in the context of gutter occupation, I'm sure they'd be experts....

Boris Johnson is one of those interesting politicians who appears to be an utter buffoon, but who is actually very cute and sharp. Letwin is another one.

Look what Johnson has managed to achieve- despite weilding virtually no Parlimentary political power, not even in Opposition, he has still got himself into a position where the media, and thus, the man on the street, instantly recognises him and takes note of what he says. His seat is as safe as they come, and he's also got himself into a very comfortable financial position, which is, after all, a key aim of a Tory...

I'm generally distrustful of *all* politicians.... But I am a cynic.

Boris Johnson? Cute? The mind boggles

Ahh, no, cute in the sense of clever and shrewd, not in the sense of pretty.

**thinks: I hope Blues Shark doesn't find this thread...**

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Um. Might stop being about sex and start being a political slanging match. Actually no, it'd end up both. Which could be fun

Maybe we'll have a sexed-up political slanging match.

bit like the intelligence dossier on Iraq

Actually, going back to the original purpose of this thread...

What shall we call this pr*ck?...Tony Blair

Or George "WW3" Bush?

So *that's* the original WMD.....

A mouth in the white house
Obsesed with Saddam
A mouse in the white house
Just like his dad

I saw a mouse
where?
There next to Blair
Where next to Blair?
Right there
A little mouse who plods on
Going "George if there's a war we'll be there".

The mouse got luckly and soon took Iraq
When he got home he faced fresh attacks
It was'nt like this when we had with Saddam
So he called condraleice in
and she said try Risin.
Romsfeld and Blowfeld how luckly I am
The Taliban are back now in Afghanistan

A moouse lived in the white house
and we paid the price
We all lived in fear
like a whole lot of mice!

(Rory Bremner, Feb 2004)

admits to quite meanly referring to a certain part of a certain exs anatomy as mini me

No wonder he/she/it is an ex!

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No. But someone has named my nipples. and no. I'm not saying what