h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*rides by on her polo pony, and spears the out of midair on the end of a giant swizzle stick*

GOAL!

Yay! Go Swizzle Stick!




*does victory dance*

*rides unicycle unsteadily onto the field of play and swipes at with a french loaf.*

Ohhhh........ bread.......


*proceeds to tackle Egon to the ground and aforementioned french loaf,and runs off nibbling*



mmmm.......... always did love bread. Sorry Egon!



*finds a on the field, proceeds to wash french bread down*


*hands Egon a random *

French bread and coffee! I haven't had french bread and coffee in like, forever!

[Maria drops her ping pong paddle and runs off to find french bread and coffee]

Ballynac comes on as a substitute, uses the break in play as an opportunity to grab the ball and to 14th base, touching twelfty tenth base with his nose on the way and thus scoring a double over touchdown home run.

The crowd goes wild!

Wow.

[Maria, who caught sight of that magnificent play in her periferal vision, stops to stand and be amazed.]

A twelfty tenth base touchdown! Wow.

[Maria remembers the french bread and coffee and promptly forgets the Ballynac and 14th base and runs off.]

Three legged umpire blows 3/4 time on tuba..."let's go to oranges"

Acid Takes advantage of the fact that there is no 3/4 time break when its raining takes the paradigm bat and runs for the 4th base

I'm singing in the rain...

*ducks and runs for cover as crowd pelts her with for her awful singing*

Acid gets too excited and forgets that paradigm bat can not be used when it rains, this results in "instat freeze" penalty.

Ukkeli grabs ball and starts hopping in opposite direction (backwards for tripple points) to super secret spare home base.

Sings the "very sorry song" to remove the instant freeze penalty. Is then sent to catch the 18th base which seems to have run off into the forest.

Acid, 18th bases are vulnerable to the Belly Tickle Torture. When you find it, flip it over and give it a good bellyrub, and it will return to its designated spot. Wherever that might be!

With the sleek movements of a jungle cat and dressed in a red suit so that he is camouflaged among the tomatoes, Ballynac steals third and rounds to fourth where by standing on his head he gains 29 points!

I rule this game!

*decides to see if her polo will double as a water polo .*










*sadly, the refuses, and she winds up in the pool alone!*










Does anybody have a canoe handy???

The Pool? That reminds me!


*Grabs flag of annoying opposites and dips it into the pool, thereby inverting the water out into the air above it*


Neat trick eh?


*Proceeds to place ghost players on tenth, twenty-fourth, and and 6 and a half bases, and goes running with the to score on the sombrero....*



SCORE!!!!!!!!!!! and remember, it's still Q to love until someone finds the activate score flag!

Neat trick, indeed! Won't be needing that canoe after all!

What color is the activate score flag???

I think it's lumionous hooloovoo

Upon finding the 18th base (cleverly disguised as a llama) Acid procedes to use the Belly tickle method.

This causes the base to implode costing acid 12pts - damn you and your machievellian advice!

In a desperate attempt to gain points Acid dives into (The now floating) body of water and swims to the top to gain Big billys circus award.

*chuckles evilly *

I knew Acid would be fool enough to listen to me...

Well of course the flag would be lumionous hooloovoo... how silly of me not to realize it!

*calls for a sub, to make use of the periscope*