h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*leaps out of the way as, at the rate that sub was going, there was going to be an emasculation issue otherwise*

Sorry, Egon, I'll tell the sub commander to slow down!

*peers around through the periscope, looking for the activate score flag*

**Runs to hide activate flag from warrior ranger by standing directly in front of it in perspective from his periscope**

...now run towards me

*flings a DISPLAY ALL fragmentation grenade, making it impossible to hide anything*

AHA! There it is! To battle, lads and lasses! (and anyone in between, for that matter!)

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs activate flag and flings it out into my team's safe zone*

* for her trusty Labrador Retriever*

Fetch the flag, Roxie!

*Slips roxie cya-I mean sleeping pills*

*Corrals a dozen *

Guard the flag,

*casts a boomerang spell on Roxie, making the pills backfire on Jodan and knocking him flat on his @ss!*

Mess with me all you want, Jodan, but be nice to my !

*places quick cellphone call to Little Bo Peep*

*ears prick up at the possibility of an attractive young sherpherdess coming this way*

"Yeah, Bo, thanks a bunch, I really appreciate it. Hurry on over! And by the way, there's a guy named Egon here who'd like to meet you..."

*click*

*rubs hands*

*rubs *

If you plan to rub anything else, Egon, I don't wanna hear about it!
smiley

*casts sheild spell and retrieves flag to 30 meter line (Not to be confused with 30 Metre yard)*

*sends Roxie back home, with a whispered promise that she can bite Jodan on the @ss after the game*

Hey, Bo, the sheep are right over there... do your thing, would ya? And stay away from Egon 'til the job's done, or you'll never get to the !

*saunters coolly over to the attractive young sherpherdess*

So, bo, do you round up sheep during calvinball games often?

's owner is Mary. IN fact...

The shepherdess Mary's so cheap,
She won't buy any food for her sheep.
So they all ran away
To eat clover and hay -
Now Mary can take a big leap.

Bo peep is an imitator.

*grabs Bo Peep and aims Calvinball at her head*

This is a hostage situation.

*points baguette at jodan*

Drop the Calvinball and step away from the Shepherdess