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Calvinball!
egon Posted May 16, 2003
*rings jodan from the 
's mobile phone in the ambulance.
"Hey, Jodan? Yeah, it's Egon- you never heard of those pad thinmgs they cahrge up to restart hearts then? Sorry, i'm a bit busy right now, I'll call you back"
*click*
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J Posted May 16, 2003
Fine. New evil scheme.
(The laughs are evil)
*A bunch of flying 
come into the arena and pick up all remaining players except Jodan. They hold them in the air and allow Jodan to do whatever he wants*
*Jodan finds infinity wicket and puts infinity flag through it*
I get infinity points
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 16, 2003
*hangs comfortably midair, sipping an 
that a hands her as she flies by*
OK, evil twin, whatever you say...
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 16, 2003
*hands her a clover , thanks him for dropping her GENTLY*
OK, twin, you're calling the shots at the moment. What next?
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egon Posted May 16, 2003
*emerges from ambulance, strangely healed, whistling a jaunty tune and carrying his calvinball jersey swung over his shoulder in the manner of the men in the Kays catalogue*
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 16, 2003
Well, since Jodan and the seem to have moved on, I'll restart the game...
*grabs her bat, flings the puck up in the air*
JUMP BALL!
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J Posted May 16, 2003
You'd think the ball would have dropped after eight hours while I was sleeping, but *jumps*
(By the way, I just got my entry on Calvin and Hobbes recommended.)
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 16, 2003
*uses spring shoes to jump just a fraction higher, bats the puck towards the opposing goalpost*
Congrats, twin, on the entry. How 'bout a link to it? 
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J Posted May 16, 2003
*Slides goal post a few yards (
meters) ( Metres) to the right ( British drive on left)*
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She of the Frogs Posted May 16, 2003
Hello everybody....
*Grabs flag of random equipment, and polo 
's rain onto the field
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She of the Frogs Posted May 17, 2003
*Mounts one of the Polo 's and proceeds to rangle about half of the wildly rampaging 's into an appropriately random fenced in pasture*
Go Polo 's. Anyone who wants one can go to the pasture and get one out. I have named my trusty steed Dimitri.
*trades in 
for a polo mallet*
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J Posted May 17, 2003
*Buys polo mallet*
Mine's name is Doctor.
*Rides Doctor into horizon, pausing only to breed with Dimitri*
on
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted May 18, 2003
[Maria comes back from having coffee and french bread to find a field full of s and 
and oddballs swinging polo mallets at each other]
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