h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*happy for a chance to avenge her faithful , Warrior Ranger calmly pulls a sniper rifle and shoots the calvinball out of Jodan's hand. Bo promptly turns, knees Jodan in the family jewels, grabs the flag, and *

*s after bo in a Benny Hill style.*

D@mmit, Egon, let her get the flag in place before you grab her!

She can grab my flagpole anytime she likes.

I see it! I see it! It's in that random ! floating above the inverted water, of all places.


Now we just have to plot how to get it.......



*Watches Acid swimming in the inverted swimming pool amusedly*



*Has a spot of tea to get creativity flowing*

Right here, Bo, the flag goes right under this tree!

HAH!

All points to our side!!!

(the crowd goes wild, spontaneously erupting into another Russian Tigger Jig!)

indeedeth, good woman.

*swarm of attack Bo peep*

*Jodan takes sniper rifle and aims it crazily in the air, shooting at odd intervals.*

Now, everyone give me the flag and no one gets hurt. Don't try any funny business because I have twenty snipers in the rafters. Don't tell me you have ninjas. Don't attack me. Just give me the flag and Bo Peep lives

(NOTE: please disreguard my last out of the loop post)


*Sends ghost runners running, who because they are invisible cannot be seen to be tagged and get home runs!*







there it goes again....i think i will just get a now to work with, instead of a croquet mallet........



*saunters by Egon casually, hoping he has more french bread*

*hands baguette over while continuing to chat up Bo Peep, despite the altter's life still being in danger*

*Sends grenade of uncertainty rolling towards Jodan to try and diffuse the tension*




I think it's time for a round of to relax everyone a bit.....




*'s file in, carrying trays of drinks*

*throws temper tantrum*

Give me the flag! Egon! I'll give my the word... are too moral, will kill a poor shepardess

are disgruntled

But I must win!!!

MUST WIN!!

must win

Jodan! What if I told you there was a "get 100 points" flag around here somewhere????

Oh, allright, Jodan, if you're going to be a brat about it, take 20 points, an , and a nurse, and call off your troops. Otherwise, I shall be forced to loose an elite squadron of 200 heavily armed border collies, who will decimate your !

Then I'd be willing to give up Bo Peep under the following conditions

1: I get to burn this flag when I am finished
2: This flag will not return, nor will one of a higher denomination
3: The rest of the flags must be lower than 49 points each

is trigger happy. Try me!

A brat? I'm just practicing good economics. If you try to attack them, they'll pull the trigger.

*waits for direction of where 100 point flag is*

*looses 200 heavily armed border collies, who happily decimate the *

Sorry, Jodan, I warned you!

Ok......so NO flag of a higher denomination can come into being? This is your rule? just making absolutely sure......

oh, never mind...he's been decimated....