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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 18, 2003
Oddballs? We resemble that remark!
I've recaptured my original non-water pony, Argo. However, I'm sticking with my baseball bat rather than using a mallet... much more versatile!
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She of the Frogs Posted May 20, 2003
Woah, Dimitri!
*Dimitri kicks and sends the blue croquet ball flying into the inverted pool of water*
Good shot, Dimitri......
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egon Posted May 20, 2003
*is hit on head with croquet ball*
Okay, who the f**k was that!?
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted May 21, 2003
Tsk tsk tsk. [Maria shakes her head, sorry to see such unsportsman like behavior as to falsely accuse one's horse.]
[Suddenly, she remembers the Gramm-Rudman-Anti-Horse-Blame Bill of 1997!]
Bork! Bork! I call a Bork on Jordan! He has to give me a sandwitch and give the horse a kiss on the lips or forfit his whistle!
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J Posted May 21, 2003
I call a jinx on you. Your bork is reversed, now turn around and give me your sandwich!
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted May 21, 2003
RATS! 
Curse you Jordan. From this point forward I name you my arch enemy.
[Maria hands Jordan her peanutbutter, banana, and apple sandwich with marshmellows and raisens on wheat bread that she was saving for later and stomps off to plot diabolical plots mumbling under her breath.]
...fartsnonthatjordancallingajinksonmenowigotnosandwhichtogowithmychocolatemilk...
Calvinball!
rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 22, 2003
*casually canters her 
over to the sidelines, where she grabs a javelin, aims, throws, and sinks it deep into the goalpost*
5 points for me!
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egon Posted May 22, 2003
*cheers loudly, inadvertenly thwacking the with a cricket bat in the process*
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 22, 2003
You okay, Argo?
Careful, ya big lug... dunno if there's a 
around here!
Thanks for the cheer, though! 
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She of the Frogs Posted May 23, 2003
*grabs the Javelin Warrior Ranger imbedded in the goalpost and gallops off wildly with it*
Go Dimitri Go!
*Dimitri looks disinterested as She of the Frogs makes him run up to the still inverted pool of water....*
Wonder what I should do with it?
Calvinball!
rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 24, 2003
You could poke the inverted pool with the javelin and see if all the water runs back onto the ground...
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She of the Frogs Posted May 24, 2003
sounds like an idea..... *poke*
*small trickle forms, which quickly starts gushing due to enormous pressure on the bottom of the inverted, floating water, and inverted pool floods the playing field*
woah..... I think I should go find some PFD's........ or those lifesaver ring thingie dealies.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 30, 2003
*pulls on swim fins and goggles, goes off in search of that canoe she mentioned ages ago*
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She of the Frogs Posted May 31, 2003
Oh! Look! Angelfish! 
maybe a fishing rod is in order.... and where is the 
?
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