h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think the uphill luge attack- if I slide left, and you slide right, we might be able to time the flobble of the giblets perfectly!

Capital idea... let's do it!

*grabs sled, heads uphill*

*drops his own sled onto the surface, lies own, hands reaching out and touching the grtound and......




























PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Give it your all, Egon... maybe there's a at the top!

*pushes a bit harder*

*Noses sled a bit further right, thinking the flobble of their gibblets might be a wee bit off...*

*commences his own giblet-fl;obbling thinking "if this works we could be legends!"*

*focuses intently, entering a state of gibblet flobbling*

Push, Egon, we're almost there!

*upgrades giblet flobbling as they approach, in perfect harmony, the top of the hill*

Now, when I say "Shlop", let the flobbled giblets go, while performing a double axel on the sled from the top of the hill, OK?

*I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...*

I'm ready, Egon. May Lord Newcastle be with us!

Indeed may the great one bless us.

OK, we're approaching the top of the hill....


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SHLOP< SHLOP< SHLOP

*releases his giblets and launches into the double-axel*

*flings the flobbled giblets skyward, executes the best double axle ever seen in the universe, lands, and bows gracefully to Egon*

WE'RE LEGENDS!


(once again, the crowd goes wild!

*hugs WR as they l;eave their sleds on their ground and celebrate the 3-0 lead thanks to a glorious execution of a double-team giblet-flobble!*

*grabs Egon and starts the worlds largest simultaneous Russian Tigger Jig, with the entire sold out crowd in the Calvindome*

PLAY-BY-PLAY COMMENTATOR: Well, the legendary Russian Tigger Jig celebration that the HooToo shhillingback Ranger and Left Behind Egon have popularised is really taking the crowd's interest,a nd, and... oh my goodness, Kyle, they're joining in!

ANALYST (Kyle): Well, that is certainly one step above the mexican wave as the entire calvindome launches ionto that legendary amalgamation of Cossacks and Winnie The Pooh

PLAY-BY-PLAY: Well, it was a sensational flobble, so it's no wonder the home contingent are getting so excitable.

ANALYST: In fact I'm very affected. Brad, would you join me in a Rusiian Tigger Jig

PLAY-BY-PLAY (who does indeed happen to be called Brad): Oh f**k it, why not Kyle, my old buddy.

*BRAD AND KYLE JOIN THE RUSSIAN-TIGGER-JIGGING*

We've changed the world, Egon, my friend! Just us, a few Cossacks, and Tigger!

I must leave you in charge for now, mate. Work calls . But I'll be basking in the glory of that flobble all afternoon!

w*rk? W*RK?

*Goes off crying at the sheer mention oif the word.*

What C&H books would folk recommend for watching decent games of Calvinball?

i'm actually not quite sure.....i'd reccomend the collections Bill Watterson put out later into the strip, such as "There's Treasure Everywhere" and "Homicidal Pyscho Jungle Cat". Play on!

*kicks the back into play, just to see if anybody's still around*