h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks at the Flag, terrified of the ramifications, flings it straight up in the air and takes off at a live *

* after WR in a Benny Hill stylee*

Gahhh! I'm Stuck in the Philosophical Zone.......must.......ponder.......

*tosses another mallet to Egon, hoping they will find a good use for it*

*dances the Russian Tigger Jig to distact the opposing goalie, steals his puck, and hides it under a rock for later*

*hands She of the Frogs an Anti-Zen tablet*

*is intrigued by the concept of WR giving a puck...*

*grabs mallet and launches a golf ball into the air with it*

*grabs a frisbee and knocks down egon's golfball, skeet style*

*gets hit on head by golfball and staggers arounfd to a n extent*

Egon! Sorry, mate!

*flags down the medics to bring Egon a and a *

Thanks! Anti-zen tablet most useful....

*goes looking for the puck, wicket in hand for later use*

Anhaga can't get his snowboard off.

*sips and s the *

*sets off a smoke bomb so she can disappear dramatically*

*leaves the game with the *

I'm not injured just going for a bit of

Anhaga, you must have landed in the Adhesive Zone. Bad luck!

You owe me a drink for setting you two up, Egon!

*ignores WR due to the fact he's back in the dugout ing and a ging with the *

Shouts out:

"Send ona sub, will ya"

*suddenly, out of the grass of the playing field, a periscope rises*

Somebody send for a sub?

*Comes out of the dugout, now bereft of his calvinball kit, bar the jockstrap.*

Oi, my has sent me out to see whose navy is spying on us, and I',m p*ssed off, because we were really getting somewhere.

You're not very good at this, are you?

You see, I'm now in the Ring of Supreme Perfection, and thus you must pass the ball to me instantly before falling on your feet. (You can get up again if I drop the ball whilst traversing a Furby spot.)

- Jordan