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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 1, 2003
*lobs the Grenade of Nullification at Jordan, utterly destroying his Ring of Supreme Perfection*
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 1, 2003
Watch for sunburn there, Egon....
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Jordan Posted May 1, 2003
Bugger. The jockstrap and Nullification grenade initiated a chain reaction, which not only ruined my Perfect status, but made me forget the result of the chicken-and-egg problem. I'm paralysed with indecision... The chicken... no, the egg... no, it was...
It was the egg! And I'm back in the game!
- Jordan
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egon Posted May 1, 2003
I'm sorry, your Egon system is not capable of a response at this moment due to rampant rumpy-pumpy witha memeber of the emergency services. Please try again soon.
*ENGAGED TONE*
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 1, 2003
*rapidly throws Jordan a dozen eggs, one by one, forcing him to juggle them or wear them, then dons a Teflon Cloak and *
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Jordan Posted May 1, 2003
[Neatly catches the eggs in the small frying pan which he keeps in his rucksack /just/ /in/ /case/, and commences to cook them on something that looks inexplicably like a small gas hob.]
Want some eggs?
[Considers tossing some eggs at Egon, but realises he has enough of his own...]
- Jordan
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anhaga Posted May 1, 2003
[Anhaga, still trapped in the bindings of his snowboard is heard to curse] Da@# thong you made me wear! I quit! [and he unsubsribes for the moment with other -- not better -- things to do]
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 1, 2003
*inserts earplugs to drown out Egon's caterwauling, then does a masterful tumbling run across the playing field.*
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 1, 2003
Bye, Anhaga. You might try a pry bar on that board!
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anhaga Posted May 1, 2003
never mind the board: I need it for the thong!
(I lied about unsubscribing. That's called deaking out the goalie.)
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egon Posted May 1, 2003
*returns fresh-faced, with a and a hastily re-acquired calvinball uniform.*
Right, Juliet has a 999 call to attend (911 for Americans) so I'm available to sub back in!
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted May 1, 2003
*continues her tumbling routine, but runs into the periscope for the sub Egon called up AGAIN*
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egon Posted May 1, 2003
*shouts down to the nuclear sub*
Good boy.
Picks up the and fires it with a croquet mallet towards the far end of the pitch.
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anhaga Posted May 1, 2003
Hey, we use 911, too! First one in Canada was in Edmonton A997833
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