h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This doesn't happen too often, but I am rendered speechless.



B

"5'11" stocky build"
Not quite! About 5'8/9' I think. More toned than stocky!
"with strawberry blonde thick hair."
Strawberry blonde is a nice way of saying ginger, right? Nope. Thick long dark hair (in a ponytail today).
"fair skinned"
Yeah, that's fair.
"wearing grungers clothes and skaters trainers."
Usually, but for some reason I always wear a shirt to work on a Monday.
"1 tattoo reading 'death before dishonour'."
No tats yet, but now you've planted the seed with the "Death before Dishonour" thing. I'm flattered you'd think my tat would be so bold! And you missed the eyebrow bar and silly straggly goatee.

Spinks you're definitely right about the MFI phenomenon!!!

Hmm, who posted last...ok, Jedi Female Apprentice...

Dinky, exactly the right height to kiss on the head, and curvy but in exactly the right way.
Long luscious brown hair down to her belly button.
Big dreamy but shy eyes.
Huge white toothy sexy grin
Pretty-little nose, smooth jawline.
Wearing...umm...nondescript tight black trousers (showing off her bum) and a plain pink v-neck tshirt. How'd I do?

Whoops! That took me longer than I thought it would so I missed the last 5 or so posts

*saunters in*

anyone fancy a crack at me, then?

Speechless!!!! Now I'll start worrying.

*Waits for B to recover from the shock.*

*goes into sohck
*goes in the cupboard

Egon...
Hi, I'm Richard Porter, nicknamed Egon by a (supposed) friend, Laura Feast, who believed that when I had short hair and no beard I looked like Egon from "Ghostbusters".
Confusingly, someone told me that even with long hair, and a beard I look like Egon from ghostbusters.

My hair goes down past my shoulders but below the centre of my back. I am not sure about my teeth. I did have some black trousers on (legging) but not tight fitting (size 10), I am so petit I cannot get trousers/jean to fit me. I have a white Fame (tight fitting t-shirt). I have almond shaped eyes and my chin is abit prominent but everything is right <ok Bebel Wa

sounds very nice

Thank you Bebel Matman.


JFA

I'll go for Marjin....

It sounds Nordic/Swedish so I'm thinking northern european looks - fairish hair, around 5'10", normal shape (i.e. not skinny but not fat), casual clothes but looking sort of smart in that way that seems to come naturally to northern europeans. No tats.

Anywhere close??!

Queegle

hmm, about time I got on the bike for some afternoon exercise In a minute... or two... or terapin... If only I was more committed to exercise

Some people skipp all the b'log.

Let's see.
Dutch, so a bit northerly.
Hair, was dark blonde as the call it, going on grey now.
Length 1 m 78 so start calculating. Bit overweight.
Casual clothing, .
Tats??
Small beard.
See picture on PS and in the Januari meet collection.
(Also for JfA and 2legs and probably more of this thread).

Tats = tattoos! Hey I did fairly good!

who fancies taking a crack at me then... I'm most intermested as to the outcome!

Queegle

Egon - tall and thin

yup- 6ft 8 and 11 stone to be precise.

(tall, thin, bearded,a nd eyesight shot to b*****y to be more precise)

Like Egon in Ghostbusters!

Queegle

The photos of you on your website did help a bit with the description

yes, i can see how they might. I was planning to scan an up to date picture in, but I would have to go down to the Art library for that, and as I'm currently avoiding my art lecturer, it'll have to wait.

queeglesproggit - i don't really know you on hootoo that well so this should be fun. from your name i see a short person 5'2ish with blonde hair tied up in a bun but sometimes loose. nice person to look at, you are female aren't you? from the picture useage i'd say you are bubbly and probably wear comfy fitting jeans and bright tops. green eyes too. and earrings.

creachy