h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i don't know you, i only seen your name, but here goes.

late 20's hence the nirvana quote. cropped hair/dark brown. 5'11 kind of gangly. likes pubs......a lot. blue eyes and a goatee(too lazy to shave)

I'll sit this one out as we met at the London meet

Bob - 20, 5 10" ish, muscular (from what I've been told ) short dark brown hair, brown eyes. Wears leathers quite a lot; at a guess you’ve a black helmet, I can’t picture you with anything else.

Hello everyone just lurking around while avoing wo*k and thought Id join in and give you some things to guess at.

1) What word best describes my sexuality?

2) What is my favourite track on "Protection"?

3) What do I look like?

to help here is a dot to dot picture of me.


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3.

4.

I have left it quite sparse to encourage your imagination.
The best answer can have a prize or summat.

Add to creachy's Bob description - black bovver boots, a long black leather coat, in fact, just blaaaack. If he wore a black so'wester (spelt wrong - like Paddington Bear's hat) he'd look a bit like Darth Vader but with a West Country accent....

Q

What's all this about leather and bovver boots? Obviously everyone knows something I don't about Bob the Farmer cos I always thought he sounded kinda fluffy.

I'm just going from what I remember from his posts before, he sounds cute and cuddly but it's just a facade - underneath I believe he's a head-banging heavy metal music mentalist!

Just goes to show about pre-conceived idead dunnit!

Q

How about pre-concieving names?

There's a guy at my school, who every time i look at him, i always think his name is richard... (even though i know it isn't)

J.J

Fluffy? Cute and Cuddly? What?

Actually I am a head banging heavy metal mentalist, but of the wifebeater vest and baggy trousers variety, rather than the leather trenchcoat variety.

As for the rest... Im 20, and a short a*se at 5'7", Brown eyes, BLACK short spiky hair, goatee, and yes, im nearly always seen in my bike jacket.

But I dont have a black helmet, its blue!!!

Has anyone done you, Q? You're quite tricky cos your h2g2 name sounds cute and small. You're probably completely the opposite - tall, elegant, sophisticated!

What's a wifebeater vest? Is that of the string variety? With bulging tummy?

any kind of vest really.

Nah, not a string one, ummm, I dont really know how to describe 'em...

Never mind. I just checked your U-space Bob, as I still couldn't quite picture you as a baaaad dude. What kind of kung-fo do you do? I did Wing Tsun.

Is it the sort of thing Emineminem (who's rocking the place 20 minutes from my house this July!!!) would wear? A sleeveless vest but 'wifebeater' sounds cooler than 'sleeveless vest'?

creachy did me, and didnae do too bad either! You'd have to read the blog. It does seem queeglesproggit brings to mind small and cute/furry!

Queegle

Actually it's June that Eminem will be rockin' Still excited!



Q

So whats a vest with sleeves? A t-shirt...

And I dont appreciate having my clothing compared with Emin-talentless-em thank you very much.

Gubernatrix- I do Hung Gar Kuen, but I have done Lau Gar in the past as well...

A Blue helmet!

Bob - please tell me you're talking about headgear...

B

I definitely am!