h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Still wondering where a cute and fluffy image has come from*

Well, your handle's kinda camp....!

How is Bob The Farmer camp?

Bob the Flower Arranger
Bob the Tulip Breeder,
Maybe,
but not
Bob The Farmer...

Well, I was thinking more of the second half, which looks a bit queeny in the right light

Look, it's all a matter of opinion, dearie.

If you come across as wanting other people to like you/love you, protest too much your leather-wearing, heavy-metal-lovin' credentials, and generally enter gamely and joyfully into whatever random conversations happen to be going on, then you're not really much of a bad mother******!

NB: This is NOT a bad thing.

Oh, theres several me's, and Im not a badmotherf*ker yet, thats an ambition, but I checked down the jobcentre today and theres no vacancies for assasins.

Metal Me isnt the one who hangs around h2g2 anyway, Im probably one of the few people who comes to H2G2 to be civilised...

Anyhoo I dont look one bit like Rimmer.

Teeheehee!

Queegle

Bob, I know what you mean about the coming to H2G2 to be civilised thing, but I'm sure wifebeater vests ARE the string ones. And Eminem is talented. Overrated, but still talented.

Bebel (thinking about coming and scaring people at the AT meet)

Ooooh nooo, thats a string one. Ill wear a proper wifebeater to the next meat I go on... Last one I wore a 'surfy fashion vest'...

meat?

Q

I am also a fan of vests.

In fact, I have to admit buying a couple of those funky flourescent-coloured vests with lots of holes in that Top Shop (and all the Top Shop clones) are selling at the moment.

The first time I wore one to a club, every second girl in the place was wearing a similar top from Top Shop.

We are such sheep!

I cant really imagine me in a flourescent vest.

I dunno, grow a mohican, flourescent red / green / yellow vest....yeah I can see that.

Bet no one would say anything, not to your face anyway

Bob the neo-punk Farmer

>>I cant really imagine me in a flourescent vest

I can't really imagine you full stop, judging by previous remarks of mine!

However, I think that there is a flourescent vest out there for everyone. You just need to keep searching....

I think the next top I buy will be flourescent. Today I have my skyscape shirt on.

I was out with a punk mate the other day. He had his mohican, and a vest. However it was blue and it wasnt flourescent....


As for colour Im very subdued, the brightest Ill wear is grey...

OOoo are there still punks? Where?

All around. But they are few and they hide.

and then of course you've got the aural blasphemy that likes to call itself 'punk' these days, a la Blink 182, Sum41 etc. I prefer to call this '30yr old blokes playing three chord songs about being bullied in high school'