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Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
Cloviscat Posted Mar 3, 2003
Are you *trying* to trip me up or what?
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
English Unpatient Posted Mar 3, 2003
Do you really think, or talk. Is it possible thatyou could teach me how to talk in your language?
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
Europeep Posted Mar 3, 2003
Do you take up half the bed despite being the size of, well a cat, because you like the bed or you just like me teetering on the edge? And why do you never sleep in the fancy beds we buy you?
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Mar 3, 2003
Do you realise that scrunching-paws-into-my-lap-is cute? UNLESS IT MEANS YOU'RE SCRATCHING BIG BLOODY HOLES IN BRAND NEW TROUSERS!!! STOP IT!!!
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Europeep Posted Mar 4, 2003
Do you think I talk down to you all the time...or do you think I'm actually talking up from my level?
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
The Groob Posted Mar 4, 2003
And when did i ever jump on your head to wake you up?!
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Mar 4, 2003
When you lick me, is that a sign of affection or is it that my face/hand tastes similar to the other crap you insist on eating?
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Lady in a tree Posted Mar 4, 2003
Whay do you eat your food like you haven't been fed for a month and then throw it all up in the middle of the kitchen floor?
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Europeep Posted Mar 4, 2003
Why do you never tell me I'm beautiful?
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Mar 4, 2003
do u realize when you r molting? or do u just do it to annoy me?
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Mar 4, 2003
what would you say about a mohawk?
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Mu Beta Posted Mar 4, 2003
How did you find out you could talk?
B
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
The Groob Posted Mar 4, 2003
I need a laugh. Can you fall in the pond again please?
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Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Mar 4, 2003
To a cat:
Could you help me with an experiment please? You see, this is a box, and this is a radioactive isotope...
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Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit Posted Mar 4, 2003
WHEN are you going to learn to wipe your paws when you come in?
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Dec 1, 2004
Why do you keep nosing the fan? It's not like it's turned on.
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
A Super Furry Animal Posted Dec 1, 2004
Miaow. Miaow miaow miaow. Miaow miaow-miaow MIAOW miaow. Miaow-miaow-miaow. Mi-i-i-i-aow.
RF
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Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad? Posted Dec 1, 2004
To my goldfish, 'why do you eat sooo much?'
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Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
- 61: Cloviscat (Mar 3, 2003)
- 62: English Unpatient (Mar 3, 2003)
- 63: Europeep (Mar 3, 2003)
- 64: Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude (Mar 3, 2003)
- 65: Europeep (Mar 4, 2003)
- 66: The Groob (Mar 4, 2003)
- 67: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Mar 4, 2003)
- 68: Lady in a tree (Mar 4, 2003)
- 69: Europeep (Mar 4, 2003)
- 70: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Mar 4, 2003)
- 71: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Mar 4, 2003)
- 72: Mu Beta (Mar 4, 2003)
- 73: The Groob (Mar 4, 2003)
- 74: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Mar 4, 2003)
- 75: Hathornefer (ACE) Near miss - isnt that what you'd call a hit (Mar 4, 2003)
- 76: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Dec 1, 2004)
- 77: A Super Furry Animal (Dec 1, 2004)
- 78: Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad? (Dec 1, 2004)
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