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Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
clzoomer- a bit woobly Started conversation Feb 24, 2003
So, what's with the sleeping all day and running around the bedroom all night?
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
Olinga Posted Feb 24, 2003
Why can't you poo in the toilet
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Tabitca Posted Feb 24, 2003
how did you manage to come home covered in sewage yesterday so we had to bathe you 3 times???
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Feb 24, 2003
Why do you lick your......oh, nevermind.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Feb 24, 2003
Can you hear me underwater?
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Cloviscat Posted Feb 24, 2003
Do you vomit everywhere because of some problem, or is it just to p*ss me off?
What's with the eating grass and throwing up sort of thing?
What happens when you eat catmint?
Will you ever forgive me for having your balls chopped off?
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Mina Posted Feb 24, 2003
What *exactly* do you eat that makes your farts smell so disgusting? I only ask so that I can STOP YOU EATING IT ANYMORE!!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Feb 24, 2003
How come you can pee in the toilet but you crap in my bedroom? Why do you headbutt the ironing board all the time? Why do you bark in my ear just when I'm dozing off?
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Teasswill Posted Feb 24, 2003
Why, just becasue we forgot to unlock the catflap did you c**p at the most inaccessible place underneath our nice new kitchen units.......
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Feb 24, 2003
Do you sleep with that eye half open just to freak me out?
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The Groob Posted Feb 24, 2003
Are you harder than the cat at number 23?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Feb 24, 2003
Do you think pretending not to understand me is fooling anyone? when your in the the right mood you do exactly as I tell you
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The Groob Posted Feb 24, 2003
Do you really give a s**t about me, or am I just an extension of the tin opener?
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esoteric epigram Posted Feb 24, 2003
so do you see me as an equal? a subortinate or an all powerful being?
ps. you CAN http://www.potty-cat.com/ext7.htm
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
Kaz Posted Feb 25, 2003
is there anything I can get you, oh great one
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
Teuchter Posted Feb 25, 2003
I'd like to ask next door's cat why he craps in my garden and not his own.
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Feb 25, 2003
I'd like to know why my older cat (14) walked out to the patio, looked at me through the glass door, scratched the floor, and calmly cr@pped on it, 2 feet from the litter box!
Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Feb 25, 2003
Make up your mind, do you want to be indoors or outdoors? Then why are you staring wistfully at the door? And why did you make up your mind the last time at 3 am?!
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Teasswill Posted Feb 25, 2003
Why do you come in through the cat flap & promptly ask to be let out of another door?
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Feb 25, 2003
What's so much better about the bathroom water as opposed to the kitchen water?
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Questions you would ask your pet if they could answer.
- 1: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Feb 24, 2003)
- 2: Olinga (Feb 24, 2003)
- 3: Tabitca (Feb 24, 2003)
- 4: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Feb 24, 2003)
- 5: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Feb 24, 2003)
- 6: Cloviscat (Feb 24, 2003)
- 7: Mina (Feb 24, 2003)
- 8: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Feb 24, 2003)
- 9: Teasswill (Feb 24, 2003)
- 10: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Feb 24, 2003)
- 11: The Groob (Feb 24, 2003)
- 12: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Feb 24, 2003)
- 13: The Groob (Feb 24, 2003)
- 14: esoteric epigram (Feb 24, 2003)
- 15: Kaz (Feb 25, 2003)
- 16: Teuchter (Feb 25, 2003)
- 17: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Feb 25, 2003)
- 18: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Feb 25, 2003)
- 19: Teasswill (Feb 25, 2003)
- 20: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Feb 25, 2003)
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