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Post 5041

Malabarista - now with added pony

smiley - laugh same package


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Post 5042

Anna Siren- the heathen of the deep, according to iTunes...

New Year's Eve and family- arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. F**** it.


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Post 5043

Bright Blue Shorts

Group texts ("Happy New Year") from people you haven't spoken to in ages. Could it be that they just sent it to their entire phonebook ...


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Post 5044

winternights

Going to great lengths to cater for the birds that visit your garden

Only to find you efforts result in One Fat Squirrelsmiley - grr


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Post 5045

Cheerful Dragon

Putting food out for the local songbirds and getting pigeons instead.smiley - cross OK, they're wood pigeons and collared doves rather than the winged rats you get in towns, but they're still not the birds I wanted to get round the bird feeder.


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Post 5046

winternights

Looking forward to the crossword in the Sunday paper , only to find its too hard ( or maybe I’m not quite in the mood)smiley - zzz


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Post 5047

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

Could be worse, CD... you could get all the birds you want AND a sparrowhawk like what my in-laws do.


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Post 5048

winternights

Going into the bathroom for a shave to find number one son has used your last razor and used most of your after shave smiley - erm


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Post 5049

Bright Blue Shorts

And he's only 12 ...


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Post 5050

Cheerful Dragon

"Could be worse, CD... you could get all the birds you want AND a sparrowhawk like what my in-laws do."

I wouldn't mind that. I love raptors. If they attack the songbirds, well, it's just what a hawk does.


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Post 5051

winternights

Do Birds have picky standards, do they award bird tables Michelin like star awards, and if not why are they not dining at mine.smiley - erm


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Post 5052

eloisa

Mine seem to have gone off the fatballs! In this weather you'd think they'd be all over 'em but they're barely touched! I diidn't get the cheap ones either.
Fussy birds!


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Post 5053

Beatrice

winternights are you still doing the crossword? I've made a start on it but I could do with some help!


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Post 5054

winternights

Which one !, the big Christmas one or last Sundays. To be honest after going there a few times I went and put them on a back burner.( Metaphorically speaking that is )

Although if you send me one or two your stuck on , I will do my best to help smiley - oksmiley - smiley


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Post 5055

Bright Blue Shorts

The (mis?)use of UFO by reporters which always suggests to the public that its referring to alien or something extra-terrestrial ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/7817378.stm


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Post 5056

toybox

Being automoatically redirected to www.google.de when I type www.google.com smiley - grr


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Post 5057

toybox

More precisely: not being sent to www.google.com when I type www.google.com in the address bar of my favourite browser.


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Post 5058

Beatrice

Lat Sunday's, winternights. I finished it off bar one last night (and I've now thrown out the paper and forgotten the clue - roundly transport something, began with a D, about 2 or 3 down)


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Post 5059

Pink Paisley

Aliens crossing the universe polluting star systems as they go and playing slalom games in Lincolnshire resulting in damage to wind farms before whizzing off back home in time for tea.

(Seriously though, if an object that appeared to be flying and was unidentified, even if it is a chunk of ice, it's a UFO isn't it? Just because it's probably not a "flying saucer" doesn't mean that it's NOT a UFO does it?)

PP


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Post 5060

Bright Blue Shorts

I just had a UFO go over my house!!!

Very loud noise and I couldn't see the source because it was hidden by cloud cover. Could it be aliens landing at my local airport?


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