h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

3D? Let's go global. Sourcing the correct materials in good time is paramount. How else can a prism fired gelatin (bio compatible) insert be included in an early Christmas cracker to be pulled and reveal a 3D hologram of the Vatican City over those tables already straining with a cornucopia of food and drink?

Finally, found a rather obscure Danish magazine that dares to say it as it is with the kind of technical obstacles that groups like ours face:

"With the convalens-structures' onomatoleptic cipher-equitature in constant permanence-fractured valens, you can't be surprised that the intratranscendent parabolizing-affluence is deflected."

Apologies for any imprecisions in the translation from my native language.

Sing it like it is, brother, my prayers have been heard, thank Bob, hallelujah!

MMM fascinating but, taken the aspect of the most recent photoshots from JPL of Saturn showing a clear disparity between Corsovantic theory and correctly prepared scrambled eggs at Jodrell Bank. I think you should consult 1965 editions of the Beano.

Which raises the question of how you get the horns to stand up in a cow pie.

well if you look in the namapo, journal here...

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you *could try* sex ed

'All I got was if you put a lady rabbit in a hutch with a boy rabbit you would have a decent Sunday lunch in no time at all. I still get an erection when faced with rabbit pie.'

Of the most famous writer to have never mentioned rabbits; erections yes, rabbits no, was William Burrows LOL

Just back from reading the entire works of William Burrows.

He's right you know.

What took you so long?

mmm, think I was waiting for Pebs to get in a round, what was everyone else doing?

Me? I was just straightening the wheels a bit. Nothing serious.

What kind of wheel straightener did you use? One of the Korean brands?

Never Korean. Too fancy for me. I think it was German. Possibly Polish. Cast iron. Couldn't make out the lettering to be honest.

Might it have been the German Telefunken U47?

Perhaps, perhaps... is it supposed to be that sickly yellow green of hospital walls?

Indeed. It is known througout the known universe as Miami Green, according to Danish folk singer Niels Hausgaard

A Telefunken then! Who knew! I might try to clean it up a little then, I never thought I'd have such a gem in my possession. Good thing it doesn't need much maintenance though I mean, maintaining your maintenance equipment is just a bit much, isn't it

Whatever you do, don't use anything urine based on it.

Why not? As far as I know parts of it is actually made of urea

Are you sure that's not meant to read "parts made in your area"? Anyway, I am not too happy with the cast iron ones. Sure, they do the straightening fine - but don't drop them on your toes!