h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who's there?

Whisky both Counsellor Deanna Trois, Commander Data, Commander Geordi Le Forge, Commander William Riker, Commander Worf, Doctor Beverly Crusher and Captain Jean-Luc Picard would like to play a game of Poker with you, Lou, Loup, and everyone here.

kat

Sure, sure!

I'm wearing card earrings....

Listy-Lou Deja vu, je ne sais quoi and joie de vie will be doing the cutting and dealing of the cards.

We will also be joined by Han Solo, Chewbacca, Senator and Jedi Knight Leia Oregano-Solo, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master Jade-Skywalker, Threepio and R2D2 as well as General Hammond, Colonel Jack O'Neil, Captain Samantha Carter, Doctor Daniel Jackson and Tilk as well as the Tok'ra.

kat

*cuts and deals cards*

Literally, "deja vu" means "already seen"

B

Bloody hell I'm sure I've been told that once before.

Deja told then?

Deja vu told the yellow serge wearing a green t-shirt who is in the jardin playing with his lap-top computer.

kat

Je have beaucoup of french homework - have to learn 2500 words by tomorrow!

Do these words have to mean anything or is it just the words you have to learn?! If so there are a lot here you could use...

Whisky, of course they're only after one thing. That's not in the Theory cos it's just too bleedin obvious. Can't see why anyone would conclude that I hate men though - the Theory was well developed at a fairly early stage, and wouldn't have persevered so long if I'd HATED them. They're just b*st*rds, is all. And each new one I meet gives me a curious feeling of having experienced something similar before. Now I wonder if there's a clever foreign phrase that sums that feeling up?

Or was it you, Loup? Sorry, so long ago I'd forgotten by the time I got to that bit. Whatever...

I think yellow monkeys are funny, every time I hear the word serje, I just fall about laughing.


kat

This is a really funny phrase in French:

jaune singe (sorry for the typo before but it has been since 1975 since I used the word singe) dans le jardin.

jaune singe dans le jardin.

kat

???

Les choses ne sont plus comme ils etaient parfois... (or something)

These words have to be about The Estaury of the Seine and Port 2000.

Yes its joyful.

Ive tried before - deja fait perhaps - and failed..

>>These words have to be about The Estaury of the Seine and Port 2000.<<

They do? Any particular reason? And what's it got to do with the price of fish?

Um for my AS Level exam (I foolishly said I liked Geography and got given this topic)

And it has nothing to do with fish....

JE SUIS CONFUS!

Bon Accord, the 8 Alans, Deja vu, je ne sai quoi and joi de vie they were going to have a conference but they got lost on the way as they thought they had allready had the confrence.

kat

pas mal !