h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One day Deja vu met joie de vie and decided to have a confrence. They had a confernce because they wanted to have a committe. Deja vu was male and joie de vie and they got married and lived happily ever after.

kat

Je nais se quai says everyone is an individual and there is no such thing as a typical man or woman. We are all different. Some of us are shy, extrovert, Richard Whitely fans and others are into boring committee meetings and coffee mornings.

kat

Qui-Gon Jinn says we must be one with the Force and be united with all men and women. Do not see the differnces but look at what unites us. Do not generalise but see everyone as unique. Be at Peace, Be one with the Universe and all.

kat

BTW I am not a man hater but I see all men as individuals and that everyone is unique and there is not such thing as a typical man or a typical woman.

Here are some random French Phrases out of my French Phrase book:
cafe
cafe au lait
cafe complet
cafe creme
cafe liegerois

kat

The 8 Alans have walked in and sat down and started to have an argument in 8 different lanuages.

kat

The Avante-Garde artists decided to be very chic and wear woolen cardigans, woolen jumpers and slippers and sit by the fire side smoking a pipe.

kat

More random French words
bagnole
balles
becane
bourne
bouffle
car alors
c'est pas mon truc
chiche
copain
fringes
genial
machin
mec
nana
poume
poute
prende un pot
super
sympa
truc

RSVP

kat

I am in heaven, when I dance cheek to cheek, the contiental ooh

Counsellor When did you start talking to yourself?
Client When I first met Deja Vu.
Counsellor Why?
Client Je nais sa qua.


kat

Whenever I go out shopping all the little babies and toddlers wave and smile at me. I can even at times successfully stop little s from crying with a smile.

kat

voici je mais sai quoi deja vu
deja vu voici joie de vie
joid de vie voici Richard Whitely

je suis desole mais nous sommes complets

kat

je nais sai quoi and deja vu think richard whitely jokes are very funny.

kat

je ne sais quois and deja vu not only think richard whitely jokes are very funny but that he has a great fashion sense.

kat

Oh dear I keep on misspelling it

Je ne sais quoi and deja vu are very good friends.

Hi everyone would anyone like to join the je ne sais quoi and deja vu party?

Do not shout all at once.

kat

qu'est-ce que c'est?
its je ne sais quoi and deja vu.

I have got my finger in my ear and I am hopping on one leg talking in Klingon.

Does anyone here speak Klingon. I am not really a human but a female Klingon Warrior.

kat

Bonjour Listy-Lou
Bonjour Deja Vu
Bonjour Whisky
Bonjour Loup

Est-ce qui'on peat nager ici sans danger, Deja Vu?
I do not know if it is safe to swim here.

kat

Je ne sais quoi and Deja vu are going to frappez avant d'enter and then sit down on the same seat and talk about the same things that did yesterday.

kat

is there anyone out there knock once for yes and knock twice for no.

I am trying to get through the other side.

kat