h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Un "deja vu" a un je ne sais quoi....

A deja vu has a little "i dont know what"

Ok, you win....

**plods off to read through the ever increasingly bizarre backlog**
**pause**





Yup, just as I thought... You're all a bunch of looneys and this thread is getting sillier by the day... Except for the bit about someone wanting a pet translator... That's not silly, it's scary

>a little "i don't know what"<

i wonder if our friend Deja Vu will agree with that...




whisky... yep the idea of a pet translator scared as well...

scared me even...

Je ne sais quoi - I don't know what that means.

B

Hello everyone

I feel

kat

Please will someone help me not to be sad anymore.

kat

Quelle est le probleme, dear thing?

I feel very lonely

I keep on having these deja vu feelings everyday.

Lonely, , depressed,

kat

I thought someone d but they do not. He is so embarresed, ashamed about me, won't give me his full real name, won't give a photo to me and won't give me his address or telephone number.


kat

I only corresspond with by email and he said he was going to meet where I live but he keeps on saying I cannot, as I have too many committments at the moment. He has been saying that since the end of January.

I do not think he has any feelings for me.

kat

He has my name, address and telephone and he won't even send me a photo of him to me by post.

kat

Hmmm... that's a tough one.

Does sound like he might not be worth the effort.

If he can't be bothered to make the effort to meet you then he doesn't deserve someone as wonderful as you. There are other men in the world - and you WILL find one who is amazing and kind and lovely and loves you just as you are and will make the effort to see YOU for YOU.
Trust me.

Lou xxxxx

Lets starting singing

Voulez Vouz, ha ha take it easy, nothing but Voulez Vouz.

I have lost my varoom. Deja Vu has it along with his mate a certain jain se quai.

kat

Lets starting singing

Voulez Vouz, ha ha take it easy, nothing but Voulez Vouz.

I have lost my varoom. Deja Vu has it along with his mate a certain jain se quai.

kat

Ah Jedi Girl, we are at least back to the deja vu theme - men being rats and all that.
Can I share with you my theory of men, which may help to cheer you up (if you still need it - I hope in the space of 2 weeks you've decided to give up on the pig)

Narapoia's theory of men (as it evolved over a number of years and an even greater number of men!):
Stage 1 (fairly obvious, i know): All Men Are B*st*rds.
Stage 2 All Men Are B*st*rds apart from the ones that are Wimps.
Stage 3 All Men Are B*st*rds apart from the ones that are Wimps who are merely failed B*st*rds.
Stage 4 All Men Are B*st*rds and those called Michael especially so.
This is not a go at any particular Michael, just based upon observation.

keep you chin up Jedi Girl - just don't take them too seriously. Didn't find mine until I stopped looking and I got through an awful lot of rats in the process...and yes, of course he's a b*st*rd!!

whatever happened to "innocent until proven guilty"?!

whatever happened to this thread actually?!

oh dear men haters... haven't you forgotten "they're only after one thing"?!... that would bring the thread back to the deja vu topic methinks...





loup

lol

well my experience has been the same - two guys only though.