h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I reckon Geoffrey Perkins or Brian Perkins would be good replacements for A**** D******.

Just because they're low, doesn't mean they're no standards, eh?

So it wasn't the Eternal Triangle then, with Blueshark as the hypotinuse and Mr Clinton as the sum of the squares.

Tell me it isn't true please... it's not right using A** R******* as replacement... I wouldn't be able to watch the show ever again...

*weeps*

Whatever else is said, it _was_ still funny without Angus. As long as they can find a better host than _her_, I don't see why the program shouldn't remain among the hiogh-flyers of BBC TV.
Nobody has yet been so forward as to give the professional b**ch's name. If I name _her_, do you think I will get moderated?

ANNE ROBINSON!
ANNE ROBINSON!
ANNE ROBINSON!

Sooner Robinson than Widdicombe.

Aaaaaargh!!!! Must wash eyeballs ... seen the name of the devil woman ... need to find sanctuary ...

Sooner Robinson than Christine Hamilton.

Sooner somebody else than Robinson.

You watch, we'll end up with Tony Robinson doing it.



WHo might not be too bad at it, irritating Christian though he is.

As a one-off guest Tony would be good, but not long-term host.

Having watched the show tonight i'd have to say it's a Micheal Palin, Alexi Sayle, Stephen Fry shortlist for me.

Hmm.

Well, the outtakes from Mertons one were funny

Actually i liked whatisfaces idea, whoever wins, presents it next week. The guest that is.

Or

Chris Evans

Was it Ross Noble who suggested that?

Chris Evans- pile of horse manure.

He's from my home town you know!

That's the mop headed fool I meant!

I knew the Chris Evans suggestion would get a response
Just think how much fun IH and PM would have with him tho'

Oooh yeah, Chris Evans

I'm sure *he* wouldn't mind other people being smarter or funnier than him.

Good job too, since there are only 4,999,999,999,999 people in that category.

Hmmm, seems a bit low...

I suppose it depends whether you include his wife.

hmm, well perhaps I shouldn't have used the american definition of 'billion'

Jeremy Hardy has the right sort of personna for it I would say, but how about Graeme Garden ?