h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sorry to hear that. Give him a and tell him I was asking for him.

Catherine Zeta Jones? Nooo... Hell, Liz Taylor is almost (note: ALMOST) as tempting as CZJ...

Flanker-you don't want to know where the blood rushed to!
(he was thinking about pk)


...and Lost In Scotland...you don't actually fancy Claire Sweeney do you?
...I mean, you are being sarcastic...AREN'T YOU?!

What's wrong with Claire Sweeney? I mean, have you seen that picture?

The one that's inside the bookies?
Yeah, very classy(!)
Personally I think she's f*****g minging.
Am I alone or do other people fancy the Sweenster as well?!

she's sooooooooooo fit i would, would you?

Baby, I'm disappointed in you!!!
I bet you would tho wouldn't you?!

Come and have a go.

come and have a go! *beckoning hand motion* you know you want to *points finger*

Pass the f*****g sick bucket!

If she was offering, hell yeah, I would...

Each to their own I suppose.
I wouldn't touch her with all too much's!

I'm sorry but ANY women who does adverts for dirty, scremmy bookies can never be a sex object!
It defies logic!

I can't think of any other women who have done adverts for bookies? I assume that must be the reason...

Oh but to interject, Kylie!

You're missing the point.
I've never considered that an option before The Sween did it, but think about it...it's ahrdly a sexy institution is it?

...and yes indeed, Kylie!

Little bit short though, no?

I will hear no words against Kylie, she's the princess of pop and the visual personification of beauty

She's nice but on a personal level, I'm quite a tall chap.
Not that I'd ever stand a chance with her anyway!
Now Angelina Jolie on the other hand...that is something I could roll with!
...and she's a single woman now!

Well I'm a tall bloke and short women are absolutely fine by me if you get my drift....


Mmmmmm, Kylie.