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I hate Lopez.
She looks like a bloke!

I wouldn't say that but she is quite overrated, especially her butt. Nothing magical about that one.

I think the point is that she has one, unlike lots of the 'ideal woman' media images. It makes a refreshing change...

I disagree with the "anything bigger than your palm is a waste" school of thought. Anything bigger, and you are able to reach around and grab in different ways.

I heard that the newest plastic surgery thing was for women to get a butt-lift, as they thought that Jennifer Lopez had a nice big butt. I found it rather silly.

Hmm, I guess I would get unpopular if I said it is too big.

What's too big? Jennifer Lopez's butt?

Yeah...

Any of you guys think you might be being a bit over-critical? I mean she's not my dream girl, but she's still easy on the eye, and she certainly doesn't look like a bloke!

I reckon she does...the tashe is a dead give away.
And she's got man-hands, big flapping hands just like a bloke.

*looks at her hands*
*looks at her arse*
*collapses in tears of shame*

*busy imagining Pencil Queen checking out her arse.....*

...and her music's crap
...and her movies.

Agreed, but totally different thread, as it has little to do with those perfect little hillocks that ladies grow.

Fair enough, wise old sage!

I'm not saying she doesn't look good. I don't turn away any women I just don't think she deserves the spot as the most attractive woman in the world. And there are others with a more magical butt, like Shakira for example.

And she has made two good songs.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Shakira!!!
(dribble!)

I still like Fleicity Kendal ,



Flanker

*trying to get the mental picture of a magical butt out of my head...*