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What is it with breasts?

Post 81

Yael Smith

smiley - huh


What is it with breasts?

Post 82

IctoanAWEWawi

with all these threads and smilies, what are our chances of campaigning for a breasts smilie?

smiley - run

(p.s. legs are great, except when being used to run away from me!)


What is it with breasts?

Post 83

It's all too much.....

I went out with a bird from the arctic once - large, distant and very cold..... smiley - biggrin

sorry


What is it with breasts?

Post 84

IctoanAWEWawi

Yes?

A bluetit by any chance?


What is it with breasts?

Post 85

aonemantidalwave

That stank worse than the seats in a bus station!


What is it with breasts?

Post 86

It's all too much.....

.....and a bird from Australia - nice and hot, but you could get lost in the bush.....


What is it with breasts?

Post 87

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

I won't ask why you were sniffing the seats in the bus station in the first place, I'll just take your word for it.

As I've said before - I'm a whole damn thing man ... funbag size is of little consequence although I would be inclined to agree that more than a handful is a waste but still a great deal of fun smiley - winkeye

There are legs and legs although I'd never let a ladies pins get in the way ... smiley - yikessmiley - winkeyesmiley - blush


What is it with breasts?

Post 88

aonemantidalwave

...slightly better, that stank about as bad as a wet dog.


What is it with breasts?

Post 89

aonemantidalwave

Not you Ekki!
...and as it happens, I can smell the seats a mile off, I don't need to bend down and inhale...I do anyway but I don't need to, thats all I'm saying smiley - winkeye!


What is it with breasts?

Post 90

It's all too much.....

The Elephant of Surprise? You'd better not let anything get in the way!


What is it with breasts?

Post 91

It's all too much.....

Anyway,

What was it Shakira was singing - something about her breasts being humble, so you don't confuse them for mountains. Inspired lyric?


What is it with breasts?

Post 92

aonemantidalwave

She's fit.


What is it with breasts?

Post 93

Xanatic

Oh yes, even though those breasts are a bit humble. They should look more like Swedish mountains.


What is it with breasts?

Post 94

aonemantidalwave

With a rear like that she could have breasts the size of rice Krispies for all I care.


What is it with breasts?

Post 95

Xanatic

Yeah, what is it with butts?


What is it with breasts?

Post 96

It's all too much.....

smiley - cheers for starting this thread - you've given us men the chance to talk about breasts without feeling guilty for as long as we want! They're BRILLIANT.


What is it with breasts?

Post 97

It's all too much.....

*agrees with wave*

Butts more important than breasts in 'ideal women'


What is it with breasts?

Post 98

aonemantidalwave

I'm not a massive arse guy but Shakiras looks like it was sculpted my Michaelangelo, perfect mate...you would!


What is it with breasts?

Post 99

Xanatic

Yeah, I'm also not much into butts. But Shakira's look wonderful, I don't understand why people go on about Lopez butt.


What is it with breasts?

Post 100

It's all too much.....

Lopez Butt - footballer?


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