h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey andrew, if I sacked my dad's old Eq, I could come up with perhaps 16 of the requisite 24 tracks...would that make me haveable? hmm?

*nyssa too salivates at private studio thoughts..would never merge. would turn into a pretentious Moby geek..throws fantasy in reverse..although, i'd be good*

Ooh, take me.

Ohhhhh don't you just know I would. *fingers her credit card and it's ability to buy her a place ticket next year threateningly*

ermm..plane..yes that statement would carry more threat potential if i said plane

Aren't all tickets planar?

Come on Andrew what's a Pelvic Girdle or whatever other name it is?

It's the pelvis bone.

If it's any consolation, I've never heard that expression before either, Em. But then, I can always blame it on me being foreign.

fair enough.

Anyway, I like it. Actually, I like all female anatomy. I need a woman! Aaaaaauuuuuggh!

[bangs head against wall]

Andrew, take it easy.. Trust me, you're not the only one feeling that way...

Whatever gives you that impression?
Well, apart from the entirety of this thread and the 'Where can I find some nice friendly girls' thread!

Hey guys, let's all knock this wall down!

[keeps giving the Glasgow Kiss to the wall]

Icotan, it seems as if the thread has been directed into a thread about where to find nice women, but it didn't really start out that way. It would be nice to find one, though.

Nice, eligible woman wanted, preferably in the Glasgow area or thereabouts.

There is such a thread:

F19585?thread=124799

Ah, thought you guys was already familiar with that one, hence the reference by name. Ho hum, it kinda died since Xanatic left...

Yeah, him and his Swedish girls.

[sulks deep in the slough of despond]

Oh come on guys, girls have as much of a hard time trying to get you as you them!

I realise this, and you have my heartfelt sympathy, as long as you don't start making nonsensical comparisons between the genders again (which I *hate*: men and women *both* have it much worse, and classical number theory be damned).

Oh, I doubt it.

hey hey give us a chance, I'm only in from school five minutes ago, I'm going to be nosensical...my brain hasn't started working yet!