h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Was that a complement?

I don't know

I was wondering who came up with the idea of calling them 'puppies'.
Well, not the men, but rather the breasts.

They don't *look* like puppies.
And Justin, you seem to be following my husband's evil ways (Getting your coat and all...) - please stay.

Then again, they don't exactly look like small birds (tits) either.
I dunno.
But why should I care? They look good. They are nice. That's all I need.

They're heavy, they hurt when they grow and during periods, they sweel and sometimes make it hard to breath or stand up straight.
You can have'm.

Calm down, you'll adapt!!!

I'm 25, I think it's too late...

* replaces coat *

It's never too late...

Now sit down.
I guess not, but they'll have to have less of a presence for me to ignore them.

or me.

You've never seen them...? Have you?

I need a binoculars smiley ...

... nah, you're right, I haven't.

[sulks]

awww...
You can look at the link on my space. Where it says my husband. Won't get you far, though- I'm wearing my wedding gown on them.

Very nice, although the pictures have a bluish cast. Nothing you couldn't fix in Photoshop, though. Or any half-decent graphics package ....

I'm not a pervert, really I'm not.

Who sai you were?
I haven't taken them, they're HappyDude's.

Ah yes

And they're nice in that blueish way, I think.

They need a little more contrast between the blue things and the not-blue things for that to work properly ... I love mucking about with tungsten-balance film though, so I know what you mean.