h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Again? Did I miss something?

RF

Well, Minoan fashion should come back.

I get fed up reading in the national press about so-and so's 'daring' dress etc etc when they're not daring at all.

Not daring? Some celebrities walk down the red carpet practically naked.

But I'm talking about 'street fashio', or at least 'party'/'going out' fashion.

I can't see the point of haure couture if people don't wear it on the street.

Incidentally, I always remember Vivienne Westwood being asked in an interview, 'What is meant by haute couture'. She opened and closed her mouth a few times before gabbling something totally unintelligible and banal.

I think this should be in cluded as one of TV'S 100 Most Embarrassing Moments'.

Well, breasts were definitely the accessory of choice in London this summer!

RF

Haute cotoure can't be worn by normal humans for a start. It is made to fit women grown specially in labs. And I also don't know what the point of haute cotoure is.

Perhaps I should've paid a visit. Mind you, I have an adult student at present who has a particularly fine pair of (/\)s. She is quite well endowed and frequently wears very low cut t-shirts . It's the way she leans forward that gets me...

everyones seen my boobs B ..get over it

I really must stop drinking so much at meets!

No. You really must stop flashing so much at meets.

B

Hello there. Is there room in this conversation for anyone else? I fail to believe that a conversation about breasts has been in existance for over 3 years, and this is the first I've heard about it!
Okay, what is it about breasts? Men need something to do with their hands. We need to be doing something with them, constantly. Breasts are therefore convenient - two hands, two breasts.
As for the "it reminds men of being babies, suckling at their mother's bosom" - rubbish, I never get reminded of my mother when I'm - well, shall I say "intimate" with the missus. I think if .... reminded me of my mother, then...
a) the moment would well and truly be spoiled, and
b) I'd need counselling!

What I would like banning though, is nice female tutors at sixth form colleges with low cut blouses bending over desks in front of hormonal teenage boys. I counted the minutes until my next Communication Studies A level classes due to a certain Mrs Jones who had a tendancy to do just that - though the dream was shattered when one of my mates pointed out that she looks just like Bev Bevan, the drummer in ELO...

If you have teachers that do that, the last place you want to be looking is at their faces!

Mind you, that Bev Bevan, in the right light...

RF

Moonhogg

Of course your welcome to chat in here,but of course the subject always stays around the topic in question.."breasts"'s,waps,jubblies, knockers,nurses,pillows,pinky &perky..or whatever anyone wants to call them these days..
so yeah chat away,you'll probably find most of the posters on this thread are of the male species and obviously just being pervy....only kiddin guys..

I must protest.

There is nothing pervy about noticing the fine figure of a lady woman with all her beautiful curves in all the right plaes.

At all.

Oh... blush>

RF

see what i mean..


Anyway my curves are all in the right places,just too well endowed up top half, and that means i have to wear "over the shoulder boulder holders" for support.

I don't believe you. Please send a photo to support (fnarr! fnarr!) that statement!

RF

Awww sorry i can't do that,you'll just have to take my word for it.. i think i have mentioned on this thread my size anyway..so i won't bore people with the statistics again..
aww its a shame ,ive had many a mans head shoved down me cleavage,only bring the faces out when i see them turning blue through lack of oxygen,

Looking to do more charity work eh ReddyFreddy?

Oi, stop distracting me with thoughts of s when I'm trying to wo*k.