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Maybe we should have demonstrations of this range and diversity of breast size and nipple colouring/pertness/ovality/shape/whatever at the London meet

Sorry 2legs, I won't be at the meet due to extreme distance and minute financial restrictions. Shall I scan my hairy nipple a la Jim Carey in the prison in *The Cable Guy* and email it to the pub?

feel free to mail it to the pub... or Master B, apparently he's begun a collection of photos of resurchers breast areas

Knowing MB I would hope it's a large collection, Mostly Hairless if you'll excuse that wee pun. Nope, you'll all have to beg me in person to see my privates. I should have the money in time for sometime in the next decade...

OK! I'll just ply you with booze all night .... when you a make it over

"Maybe we should have demonstrations of this range and diversity of breast size and nipple colouring/pertness/ovality/shape/whatever at the London meet"

If you do, let me know and even I might attend - but only as long as they're female

Speaking as the proud (but slightly backachey) owner of a 32 FF pair, I don't think they are 'too much' None of you letches are getting anywhere near them at the meet though...

(oYo)

oh go on

*makes note to ply Kelli with alcohol

**makes similar note**

Hope you're ready to get very, very drunk indeed, Kelli.

B

*looks at the expanding list of people he has to ply with alcohol at the meet blimey, I ought to do some work and earn some money to pay for it

Booo, spoil sport!

... mind you, I even watched a bit of BB6 this week when all the HM's were fondling Orlaith's s. She has beautiful n*pples - very long .

However, I lost interest after a while when I found out that her boobs are silicone-enhanced . May as well fondle a M & S manikin!

FatKelli? 32FF? Where have you been all my life? Marry Me! *Wonders what Caribean destination would entice her to say yes*

Well, they have shrunk a lot in recent years, along with the rest of me

You've got 33 days to make your case Doctor, then I'm getting hitched to a very nice man

Doh! Curses - foiled again - still, you never know. Can I give you a call in say, seven years?

Don't marry him, marry me Kelli!

Do we have a bidding war here for the fair Kelli?
Right - a Carribean destination of your choice PLUS one slap up fish and chip supper, vinegar and salt included of course........

Right Round the world cruise dinner cooked for you each and every night by me (unless you want to cook), all the house work done for you (by me) and I've me own house with no morgage so no rent needs to be paid... what else.... Ooo and I'll let you play on my guitars