h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Is participation in this thread healthy?"

Very

Dwarf-tosser.

I bet he's tossing a dwarf right now...mucky funster...

I was told you once tryed to steal a goat to keep in your shed so you could...........................................




Have goats cheese on toast on a regular basis
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Goats cheese on toast? There are some perversions so horrible they shouldn't be mentioned in a family website.

Like the stale pair of underwear that you've not changed since you voted for Thatcher?

Goats cheese, eww not even an aussie would...

you mean conservatives don't change their underwear

Oh wait......














That's not a revelation

Voting for Thatcher would have been tricky for me - do sperm have the vote?

(Vote Thatcher!)
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So, you seem to have me confused with a 60 y/o peer from Wolverhampton who wears tweed, shoots foxes and smokes a pipe. Are you okay? Or have the bandages from your lobotomy slipped over your eyes again?

I'm fine. You're the one who has yourself confused with someone who knows A) how old he/she is, B) who's actually running in any given election, and C) which is the sink and which is the toilet.

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Anyone understand this drivel? Anyone care? The words are all present and correct, the syntax is probably okay but the overall effect is that of someone vomiting onto the keyboard.

Darn it, my next insult was going to be something to that effect (only wittier). Now I'll just have to say you're so ugly that your scab collection hides from the sight of you, and regroup.

Y`all; please do not reproduce yourself as that would only make matters wworse.

you're all ugly and your mothers dress you funny

Sorry Apparition, but that was actually *your* mother. She made me wear a sailor costume the last time...

You're all a smear of surly, inbred troglodytes with pet fungi and the social charms of a six-week-old corpse. But I still prefer this thread to 'What's Wrong With Americans?'

Social charms of a six-week-old corpse? I would thank you kindly not to confuse me with your girlfriend.

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Master B, Mr. Legion's girlfriend... who can bother to distinguish one mollusk from the next, especially when they both stink to high heaven of rotting cabbages and continually shriek about their cough syrup addiction and about how sexy they think Phil Collins is?

"how sexy they think Phil Collins is?"

c'mon now this is a family site. Aren't there things one should not mention.

Strangely, being insulted by a scruffy, ugly mob of dogboys doesn't affect me. When you were born, your mothers almost threw you out and kept the afterbirth. Could have been a wise move.
Apparition - make like your namesake and, for everyone's sake, disappear.
Master B - I really excited you with that corpse statement, didn't I? I've clearly touched on a hobby of yours. No judgement, no judgement.
Titania - c'mon, join in, it's fun!

I LIKE this thread.