h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Titania - c'mon, join in, it's fun!"

Mr. Legion - the more the merrier or was that your mothers catch phrase.

Ok, Apparition, we'll try this one more time. Now, when I show you the pork chop, you go for your knife and fork, and when I show you the pretty lady, you get aroused. NOT the other way 'round.

We'll never have you ready for parents day at the asylum at this rate, and they *really* wanted to see you out of the straitjacket this year...

(Your forehead must get sore, typing with that thing on. )

you seem to have a preclusion toward bondage and authority figures. GTBacchus how do you feel about your parents and those kennels.

I... I... NO I DON'T; YOU'RE RAVING; YOU'RE MAD! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S DROOLING! I THINK HE'S BEEN WATCHING RECENT EDDIE MURPHY FILMS!

Stay away from me with that cottage cheese! I saw what you did to those hamsters!

If you have quicktime you can hear a news story about the above researcher.

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Moderated?!? Awww, I missed it.

Apparition, you slipped with your mouse in your favourites menu, and you gave us another link to that website with the Hitler look-alike, and the Rhodesian midgets, and the horses, didn't you?

You shouldn't use the internet under the influence of that aerosol stuff, I keep telling you...

blah blah blah blah blah, bend over i cant hear any one of ya, you must all be talkin out of your ass.........

GTBacchus hampsters and now horses. I'll bet you're 'known' to the SPCA

dwarf tosser

look mr go take ya face for a crap !!!!!

Hmm. *That* was literate, well-reasoned, and thought-provoking.

Keep your scabies away from me, you revolting bed-wetter. I pay taxes to have things like you hunted down and shot.

(I'm having *way* too much fun w/ this thread )

You are all brain-dead, bad smelling, ugly, squishy piles of fetid platypus dung. Your presence is brought up to the level of compost by the mere presence of my magnificence.

Erm MR GTBacchus who give's F*** if your havin fun an as for the bed wettin, why dont you go find a sock then have a posh w**k and leave us all in peace

"platypus"

Could it be?!?!

This tread is attracting a more literate class of 'animal lover'

In future you people should provide warning so I don't have to watch

Apparition hows this for a WARNING spin on that

Well my ar5e is cleaner than your thumb. I don't want to even think about where your thumb's been

Your smell nauseates me, I must leave before the lice on your scabby bodies infest me.

*walks in with biohazard suit and cattle prod*

Right, you lot, into the incinerator. The doctor says that this round of genetic tests was a complete, unmitigated failure, that you're all a total waste of protoplasm, and that we'd burn you for warmth if you weren't all so damned soggy, not to mention we'd probably end up with cancer. He's off to kill himself slowly, for the sin of inflicting such depraved mutants on the world.

Yes, emmm's, you can take your bits of dead mouse with you; you can even carry on calling them your "friends" if you like. We'll want them burned, too, seeing as you've... "handled" them.

Please pick up the rotting bits of flesh that dropped off your body on your way in and wipe your nose if it won't come off when you do!