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What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or whores?
Fat Mammoth Posted Aug 30, 2002
Did you ever find out who your mother was? Or do you keep a picture of a test-tube by your bed?
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or whores?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 30, 2002
Why yes actually as a genetically created superhuman who was designed to be an incredibly pretentious, arrogant Banana-whanging pizz-vlopper, Mom was rather cold. I can live with myself, I just can't live in a world with you. I must restate- please die.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or whores?
Fat Mammoth Posted Aug 30, 2002
I have to say that you're remarks were very hurtful, and I did actually consider killing myself.
Then I realised that by living I was making your life a misery, and thus I found reason to live.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or whores?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
So if I kill myself, will you promise to do the same?
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or whores?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
*....gee I hope he goes for it....*
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or whores?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
OK, I'm dead...
An ode to a git
Fat Mammoth Posted Aug 31, 2002
Your dead? I wondered why I woke this morning to find I felt as if a huge weight had been lifted from my heart. The sky seemed bluer, the birdsong sounded my beautiful, the air smelled cleaner, and there was less banana whanging altogether.
But then I realised you probably aren't dead, and despair filled my heart once more.
An ode to a git
Eggy - XP doesnt like final fantasy VII Posted Aug 31, 2002
Perhaps the air smelled cleaner because the window was open adn th smells you make were wafted out as you fell out you bed this morning as you normally do.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
You're still alive? Ha! A liar as well. You odious pool of chemical waste.
and you live in the wrong time zone!
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or gits?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 31, 2002
Oh, and now that you seem sober enough to understand me- I used *cranium* earlier because I was sure that you would think *head* was a reference to your usual berth on a ship. Or else it would drive you into a sexual frenzy you gin-soaked, bestiality-addicted user of too many hyphens and adjectives!
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Eggy - XP doesnt like final fantasy VII Posted Aug 31, 2002
*stuck* YER MAW!
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 31, 2002
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or gits?
Fat Mammoth Posted Aug 31, 2002
Hey man! Don't you start talking about my adjectives! Otherwise I might have to get pre-raphaelite on your ass!
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or gits?
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 31, 2002
You're all a bunch of phallus craniums.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or gits?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 1, 2002
Very well, I will type v e r y s l o w l y so that you can understand (although your lips will still get very tired, I'm sure). The only adjective I will need is *ignorant* and the only noun is *buttranger*. This is of course ignoring your questionable heritage, mental deficiency, and revolting visage but I think you might get confused if I discussed more than one thing. Get your nan to explain it when she tucks you in if you can get her out of the pub.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or gits?
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Sep 1, 2002
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or gits?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 1, 2002
Don't think you can get away with a smiley you illiterate git. I know for a fact that people who use them exclusively have fathered sons who are their brothers (but later become a sister).
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Sep 1, 2002
cl zoomer. The pioneer for the insest smiley, if only to easily explain his geneology.
Liam.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Sep 1, 2002
Drooling hairball! Get your hand out of your pants! (Captain Spankmunki indeed!) and clean up that trail of slime you left when you entered!
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