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What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 28, 2002
Hey! Who put that in your ? And get your out of that are you ? Don't that thing, you don't know where it's been! Obviously you it... I must leave before I become .
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 28, 2002
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
GTBacchus Posted Aug 28, 2002
Apparition! Stand up straight when you address those more highly evolved than... oh, what? Your spine is just shaped like that? *Who* broke your back in six places to teach you to stop oozing pus on their carpet? Oh, I see. *You* claim it was your mother, but *she* denies any relation.
Good job, too.
As for you, cl zoomer, would you kindly tell me your family name, country of origin, and religous affiliation, so I know what general types of people to avoid? Your voice is so shrill it makes air regret that it can carry sound. Maybe you'd fit in better in the vacuum of space.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 28, 2002
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 28, 2002
I'll leave now before you toss off another dwarf. And as for that other stain in the toilet bowl, kindly point that thing on your head from which emerges sound (and various bodily fluids) toward someone who appreciates the art of puppetry with excrement.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 29, 2002
to borrow from another researcher. This is why I can't quite understand the cr@p you're talking.
"Anal-cranial inversion is not the same as being analy retentive.
It's a far more serious condition afflicting the (eager) victim with a number of symptioms characterized by the desire to delve ever deeper into the nether regions in search of the source of light reputed to exist therein. Once there, the afflicted remain to not only enjoy the familiar surroundings but also to make full use of the acoustic properties of that oriface for public speaking."
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Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Posted Aug 29, 2002
Wow... I need to stop by here more often to hone my insults.
<insulting, derogatory, not fit for young uns.]
Let's see... All of you aren't fit to lick the stinking offal from between my toes. Bow down and sniff my anal vapor, festering knobgobblers.
How's that?
Off to look at previous posts...
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 29, 2002
Vile pretender! The odours described are all produced by you and obviously cloud the vision of those bloody pus sacks you use as eyes!
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Fat Mammoth Posted Aug 30, 2002
I hate you and you smell. Beware this isn't generalised at all. I mean you, specifically. Just something about the way you breathe makes me really unable to stand you you irrating mush bag, you callous on the rear-end of the universe, you substitute PE teaching phlegm-ball. Yes YOU.
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 30, 2002
Well your name says it all. I don't need to waste time.
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GTBacchus Posted Aug 30, 2002
Hey Apparition, you don't need to waste air either, and yet you continue breathing.
Fat Mammoth, you're just wrong. You're wrong, and you dress like a whore.
Lentilla - "knobgobblers"? Thanks for transporting me back to the sixth grade! Oh, you dress like a whore, too.
You all dress like whores.
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Aug 30, 2002
Your obsession with dressing like a whore stems from your sexual attraction to your mother
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GTBacchus Posted Aug 30, 2002
Ah, you're just jealous cos my mother could actually be considered attractive. Even a blind, deaf, nasally-congested man who could get past your mother's shrillness, disfigurement and stench would be put off by her scaly, leprous flesh.
But I shouldn't talk about your poor mother like this. It's not her fault she had to make herself revolting, as pennance for bringing you into the world.
- here's to mothers!
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 30, 2002
Mother? You had no mother! You were the vile result of the unnatural coupling of two ugly males. Your nearest relative was flushed.
On Whores
Fat Mammoth Posted Aug 30, 2002
Many Whores are kind, good-hearted, intelligent people who just happen to have sex for money. Many also have good dress sense.
I'm afraid that none of this can be said for you. Yes I'm still talking to you so don't look away or feel smug!
I don't think understand how much I hate you.
Imagine something beautiful, sweet and innocent. Like a puppy, if cute adorable puppy, kitten, or baby.
Now imagine it being thrown into a tank full of hungry pirahnas. As it's ripped limb from limb (and if you find octupi or spiders beautiful, sweet and innocent this will be a long and agonising experience) imagine the look of torment and confusion on its face, as if its asking "What did I ever do wrong to deserve this? All I wanted was to be loved..."
If you imagine this vividly enough, you will now realise the deep emotional pain I feel that you are living on the same planet as me.
On Whores
GTBacchus Posted Aug 30, 2002
That was elaborate. You tried really hard, Fat Mammoth. You utterly failed to convince us that you have an IQ larger than your shoe size, or any friends, or the ability to control your bowels in public, but you really, really tried.
If you had anything approaching the dignity of your run-of-the-mill vertebrate, I'd say that's worth something... but it's not.
BTW, your eyes are too close together. And your acne is really repellent; please cover yourself.
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or whores?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 30, 2002
You are both insignificant. In fact it pains me to point out to you that your passing will have the same effect on the universe as your birth and life, which is to say absolutely nothing. It pains me because this is probably the first time anyone has acknowledged your existence. I only do so out of pity. You may now die.
why you all suck rocks
GTBacchus Posted Aug 30, 2002
Melons, at least, are good to eat.
Phucorlea's only good to beat!
Yeah, go on, insult my poetry now, you syphilitic eaters of other people's vomit!
What's wrong with... H2G2 researchers..or whores?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Aug 30, 2002
*A bunch of Melons*??
Wasn't that Oscar Wilde, with a reference to Shakespeare? I hope your stubby, fat little fingers didn't get sore over the hour it took you to type that short sentence. Best you put them back up your nose, where they live.
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- 542: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 543: GTBacchus (Aug 28, 2002)
- 544: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 545: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 28, 2002)
- 546: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 547: Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 548: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 29, 2002)
- 549: Fat Mammoth (Aug 30, 2002)
- 550: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Aug 30, 2002)
- 551: GTBacchus (Aug 30, 2002)
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- 554: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 30, 2002)
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- 556: GTBacchus (Aug 30, 2002)
- 557: Phucorlea (Aug 30, 2002)
- 558: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Aug 30, 2002)
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